To be a Smurf you do need:Yes it's Jim Magill who drove his Panda Sylvia to Africa, America, Istanbul and Nordkapp lol. See Little Fiat Big Adventure for his trips. Although I almost joined him on the Istanbul one. Had to pull out though at the start. I did get out of hospital on the day they left and went straight to the children's hospice to see them off (complete with newborn) lol!
And the Smurf thing is a surname nickname from school. I never got Smurfette ever. Perhaps I'm not blonde enough for that!
a) Squeaky voice.
b) Odd shape head.
c) Odd shape body.
If you can't tick all of the above then you obviously aren't a real Smurf.