One purchases - at considerable price, albeit on finance - a brand new car in September 2014.
Within 2 months, one realises said brand new car cannot perform hill starts. As such, the manufacturer provides a recommended 'get-around' method of driving style to compensate for their mistakes, along with blaming their customers for not being able to drive. The scene is set and the cast are in place. Sadly, the scriptwriting leaves a lot to be desired. Oh, and the original selling dealership quickly become the archetype antagonist; proves to be as much use as a chocolate teapot. And a lying, cheating, patronising chocolate teapot at that (NEVER buy from Huttons, WsM).
After some considerable time, countless phone calls, much heartache, stress and resulting illness, customer's brand new car is left (today) at a dealership 60 miles away until said manufacturer can find a solution to their mistake. Customer has to fight for a loan car to be provided and eventually, one is forthcoming, a Vauxhall Corsa. Brand new 1.2 model with barely 170 miles on the clock. And it performs hill starts. A novelty in recent times.
Customer is now expected to wait until manufacturer fixes their brand new car. Dealership has been through the ringer trying to negotiate the loan vehicle. Been left astounded at manufacturer's attitude and now carries considerable worry over the long-term future of the brand and the waning popularity of the 500 model in particular.
Where will this sorry tale go next? With April being the date floating around as 'fix time', there is likely to be a lull in updates for now. But do keep tuning in for the next fun instalment.