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That actually makes a lot of sense Louis.
I'll get it ordered from shop4parts tomorrow morning.

Hmmm.. perhaps I should get them both replaced.
 
That actually makes a lot of sense Louis.
I'll get it ordered from shop4parts tomorrow morning.

Hmmm.. perhaps I should get them both replaced.
Na, I'd wait for the other to rust through so you can fit the other driveshaft too (y)

you may be lucky enough to do more damage so you'd need a wing and all sorts of other bits off me :cool:

On second thoughts perhaps get them both done to be on the safe side :)
 
Annoying thing is, the one that is now bent, is the newer one that was fitted by that garage under a year ago :(

Think it makes sense to play it safe and get them both done at the same time.

Can anyone give some good instructions as to how to get the drive shaft disconnected, which I can give to my dad please?

I have had a look in the PDF Haynes, but it doesn't say anything about how to remove it entirely. It says about the measurements on page 223, and about the intermediate driveshafts for the Turbo on page 224, but nothing else.
 
As I don’t know if the CV joint is also goosed, I recon your better off removing the lot (not splitting the tripod joint). From memory (was only last night).

Drain gear oil. The drain plug faces rearwards – if it don’t you either looking at the filler hole (same size as the sump plug) or the wrong gearbox.

Remove hub cap and put wheels back on ground with wheel bolds in (no jack or axle stands).

May be possible to un stake the hub nut a bit which will help

Put handbrake on (and foot brake if poss) and crack off the hub nut – 30mm socket and breaker bar needed and as it’s soooo tight the car must be on the ground or you will pull it off the axle stands! Don’t do it the Haynes way lol.

When hub nut Is cracked and spinning free, raise car and put on axle stand, remove road wheel.

Split the steering ball joint with a ball joins splitter tool.

Remove the calliper as if you were going to replace the pads and tie up to one side

Remove the 2 strut to hub carrier nuts and bolts (located at the bottom of the strut). Cairfull it don’t let the track control arm fly downwards and hit your knee – have a jack underneath.

Remove the hub nut and tap the drive shaft through the hub carrier using a soft mallet or with a wooden block so as not to distort the drive shaft end. Once it’s moving free it should pull through by hand


Lower the track control arm, but support the outer end of the drive shaft so you don’t put all the weight on the inner tripoid joint.

With a big chisel and hammer, engage into the gap where drive shaft enters gearbox and strike it sideways so as to pull the drive shaft out of the differential. It’s held in by a clip (see arrow on attached pic) which you have to overcome without destroying the gearbox casing. It’s hard to describe and hard to do.. but once you’ve mastered it everyone will tell you it’s the wrong way of doing it.

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Decide that it’s easier to pay Louie for his known good one than have your dad in tears as he tries his best to remove a DS.

with only 5 commas :p
 
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Cheers matey :)

Can someone give that man a few more thumbs up please?
 
Now you’re dad can do the hard bit, get him to drive to your place and fit it onyo your Uno (y).

Oh he can put everything back (less the drive shaft and gear oil) and lower the car back to the ground.

make a note of which way the strut bottom fixes to the hub carrier.. it looks like it's back to front. I've had the pleasure of trying to fit it what looks to be the right way round (n) it will never go!!

got my 999cc engine out tonight. only took about 10 mins once all the wires exhaust and drive shafts were off (y)
 
Got up this morning at 7.30 and cycled half way to the garage... before realising I had left my car keys back at home :mad:
Went back, picked them up, cycled to the garage.. in the pouring rain :(
Got soaked even though I had a waterproof jacket on,

Mate I ****ing hate that situation with a passion (The Ferrari kind of passion! Bella-bella! lol), you stop and the little monkey in you mind is asking you with its intellectual glasses on while reading the Guardian over a bloody cup tea: "You've forgotten something haven't you?"

BLAH-WAAAH-RAHH-HAAHAHAGKEGEJGKRG.............*Throwing the bike down in physical fit with some old person looking at you thinking "The youngsters of today with the drugs"*

But at least you have the power of sweets (Boiled or chocolatey?) :D

(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)
Look at that, even the thumb thing couldn't even get it right!
Damn this infernal computermatron *Waving arm furiously like an old man to drug fuelled youngster who splashed him with water*...........lol
 
Mate I ****ing hate that situation with a passion (The Ferrari kind of passion! Bella-bella! lol), you stop and the little monkey in you mind is asking you with its intellectual glasses on while reading the Guardian over a bloody cup tea: "You've forgotten something haven't you?"

BLAH-WAAAH-RAHH-HAAHAHAGKEGEJGKRG.............*Throwing the bike down in physical fit with some old person looking at you thinking "The youngsters of today with the drugs"*

But at least you have the power of sweets (Boiled or chocolatey?) :D

(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)
Look at that, even the thumb thing couldn't even get it right!
Damn this infernal computermatron *Waving arm furiously like an old man to drug fuelled youngster who splashed him with water*...........lol

Ummmmm... !
Whatever you're on, can I try some too? (y)

HAAHAHAGKEGEJGKRG is quite hard to pronounce, must be Dutch.

Meanwhile I think 60 quid to fit replacement wishbone and driveshaft is pretty fair.

How fortunate that we have our very own Uno 1.0i.e. dismantlers with postal service and online parts ordering...!

-Alex
 
Biz - in the words of Gir: "I like yoo!" :D The sweets were somewhat melted and soft chocolate eclairs (they are toffee with an injection of chocolate in the middle :D ). Goddammned youngsters of today with their generic drugs. (y)

AlexGS - yeah, it is awesome having the dismantler and courier dispatch service :D Yeah, I thought that price was fair too. As I've said before, they do seem like a decent garage, they really are almost in the middle of no-where, so really do need to keep their customers.
 
Dad CBA to spend all day removing the parts, so he said he'd be happy to send me the money to get the bits instead.
I refused, but thanked him for trying anyway. He did say that the passenger wishbone looked a bit bent, so it made sense just buy new ones anyway.

Just bought one of each of these, for a total of £60.67 (seems fair): http://www.shop4parts.co.uk/?name=s...8&secondary=29&opts=53&btnViewProducts=Search

:)


Hopefully they'll arrive on Tuesday, the headlamp on Monday and whenever Louis can get the driveshaft to me, so I can drop all the bits round to the garage for them to fit for me.

So far, the running total is:

£60.67 for both wishbones.
 
Ummmmm... !
Whatever you're on, can I try some too? (y)

HAAHAHAGKEGEJGKRG is quite hard to pronounce, must be Dutch.

Its a new form of crack Alex mate :yum:.............Its called "Black-Jack" lol

UCOF, yeah thats not to bad i soppose, then again i work at halfords :eek:, so i do get good rates with the suppliers :D
I paid £15 for a set about 2 years ago but was through HellFrauds........
 
Ah right, that makes more sence :D

Running total:

£60.67 for set of wishbones
£28.50 for new drive shaft, hub nut and first class delivery from LouieBee
 
sorry to hear Ucof lol! i slide into a kerb at 40mph rammed up it and into a bush!
only popped drive shaft out and bent wishbone! £22 later with a new wishbone and a straightened wing for temporary use and sorted :) didnt even get a punture or damage the wheel!
think yourself lucky you dont need to replace the wing like i do LOL
 
Good point :)

The wing is fine and as I said, the only damage on the bumper is a small crack and that the square metal nut has popped out of the holder. I'm really thankful they (Wickes) placed those massive bags of gravel and sand there to stop numpties like me :D

I was about to type that I'll get a picture of the crack when I get home, but the car will be locked up in the garage.... so I can't... :D
 
Good point :)

The wing is fine and as I said, the only damage on the bumper is a small crack and that the square metal nut has popped out of the holder. I'm really thankful they (Wickes) placed those massive bags of gravel and sand there to stop numpties like me :D

I was about to type that I'll get a picture of the crack when I get home, but the car will be locked up in the garage.... so I can't... :D

Mate I hate those bastard things! (Again with that same passion when you leave things at home and realise halfway en-route to where you are going! lol)

So the secret is out then, to remove, place car into bags of gravel/sand at **Mph, imagine the haynes manual segment on that! lol
 
:p
Yeah, very funny! :D


Little update:

Headlight from my dad arrived today! :D (y) :slayer: :worship:















.. smashed.. :eek: :confused: :mad: :bang: (n) :yuck: :cry:

GAH!
There was little-to-no protection around it. Dad has decided that it would be fine in a laptop box with the original laptop foam packaging...and a crumpled up plastic bag to take up the rest of the space.
Quite frankly... Dad.. you've shocked me. After seeing the mountain of packaging you have in the garage due to your ebay addiction, I thought you'd be able to wrap it in a mountain of multi-colour bubble wrap, in a box that has a picture of a polar bear smoking a cigar on it. But you didn't. Ah well. Nothing lost really at the end of the day. :)

However, I will be switching over to clear indicators when the right hand side one arrives from dad after finding out that he has clear ones! (I'm only getting them as they are free ;) ) :D

Two steps forward, one step back :(
 
Yeah dad! lol

Polar bears smoking a cigar??
Don't those bears have anything better to do (Chasing Eskimos and such)? lol

I mean I did see a seal (Not the singer) smoking a joint in the zoo once!
It said "Righteous day man for som' weed man!"
"Fight the power" was my reply! lol

I'm running both the clear and the amber indicators on my beast, one did fall out at some speed so all I had left was an amber one :eek:
 
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