You think your life is bad....

[ben]

I've just had an email from this lass who wants to meet up .... problem is she's in Tokyo and I've *just* moved 400 miles away :bang:

Life SUXXXXXXXX!!!

 

[PNL]

I thought you were already seeing one girl in tokyo wernt you

 

[Jai]

see one, poke the other.....simple

 

[helpimonfire]

I've just had an email from this lass who wants to meet up .... problem is she's in Tokyo and I've *just* moved 400 miles away :bang:

Life SUXXXXXXXX!!!

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That's seriously unlucky dude... she's SMOKING hot!

 

[ben]

That's seriously unlucky dude... she's SMOKING hot!

Dammit!

 

[bozzy]

That's seriously unlucky dude... she's SMOKING hot!

She looks about 10 yo to me.

 

[Virmin]

That 400 miles could be a blessing in disguise, she could be a 'ladyboy'...

 

[ben]

It's settled, I'm moving back --- hehe .. just got this... oh, and she's 21

 

[dave]

She looks about 10 yo to me.

:yeahthat:
maybe she wanted help with her home work

 

[Hellcat]

:yeahthat:
maybe she wanted help with her home work

Biology? :chin:

 

[Koa]

She looks about 10 yo to me.

That's because your gettin old mate, I expect the police look like their now just out of playschool to you






Well they do to me


I'd move back if it was 4000 miles to be honest

 

[centaur]

She looks about 10 yo to me.

She far too old for you then, Bozzy? :devil:

Ben, I thought you had not longed moved for another girl? Now you are moving back again??

Man, total respect for chasing the Japanese poonani! You must have the biggest dunda around, as we say in hindi!! :worship::slayer:

Btw, as they say in Japan, akemash-ite omedetou! (I had to put the little "-" in as it kept thinking I was typing a rude word )

 

[ben]

:yeahthat:
maybe she wanted help with her home work

I'd teach her... all night long

Off out in a few hours to hit the clubs in Osaka, maybe I can cheer myself up in one of the "slut" bars .... :chin:

 

[ben]

She far too old for you then, Bozzy? :devil:

Ben, I thought you had not longed moved for another girl? Now you are moving back again??

Man, total respect for chasing the Japanese poonani! :worship::slayer:

Nah, I *didn't* move to stay with one girl, but it didn't work out - so I reverted back to the original plan of moving. Perhaps my after move happiness was a bit premature however, as just found out her (^^) job is a web designer ... *sobs*

 

[Alan.D]

Here's a song for you......

When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
When I go out, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if I haver, hey I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door


When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
And when the money, comes in for the work I do
I'll pass almost every penny on to you
When I come home(When I come home), well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And if I grow old, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

Da da da
(Da da da)
Da da da
(Da da da)

Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

Da da da
(Da da da)
Da da da
(Da da da)

Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you
And when I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream
I'm gonna Dream about the day when I'm with you
When I go out(When I go out), well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
And when I come home(When I come home), yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home with you
I'm gonna be the man who's coming home with you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

Da da da
(Da da da)
Da da da
(Da da da)

Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

Da da da
(Da da da)
Da da da
(Da da da)

Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

Da da da
(Da da da)
Da da da
(Da da da)

Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

Da da da
(Da da da)
Da-da da da
(Da da da)

Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

And I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 1,000 miles
To fall down at your door

 

[T14086]

:slayer:

 

[ben]

Btw, as they say in Japan, akemash-ite omedetou! (I had to put the little "-" in as it kept thinking I was typing a rude word )

I'm very much hoping it will be Same to you! (though perhaps slightly premature....)

 

[centaur]

(though perhaps slightly premature....)

Story of my life, mate :devil:

 

[Virmin]

What are you doing in Japan?

 

[ben]

What are you doing in Japan?

Surfing the net

No seriously, I haven't had a job for months... and don't intend to for quite a few more .... RAWKS...