Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.
At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.
You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.
You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good sheets.
You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to spit.
The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbeque grill to light.
All those mutants in the bar at Mos Eisley are your relatives.
Your favorite leisure-time activity is 'droid-tipping.
Your pal Yoda has a still out back.
When Darth Vader informs you of his diabolical plan to destroy your planet, your response is, "Well, kiss my grits."
You have two or three nonfunctional 'droids sitting on your front porch.
You live in a converted Jawa crawler up on blocks.
You figure Grand Moff Tarkin'll look the other way as long as he gets his cut.
You and your buddies like to tool around at night looking for Sandpeople to beat up.
You think Princess Leia's hairstyles are conservative.
Luke's call-sign is Red Five; Biggs' call-sign is Red Three; your call-sign is Red Man.
Since you can't open the window, your X-wing has a spittoon.
Your landspeeder has chromed headers.
The Millenium Falcon looks like just the ticket for smuggling that 'shine into Andromeda galaxy.
The master's wisdom is, "Do. Or do not. But don't git caught."
You've spent a lot of time in Empire prison cells, but mostly for being drunk and disorderly.
So what if Princess Leia *is* your sister?
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I have a drink problem...only one mouth but two hands!
1.6 Active 5 door in Crystal Green.
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.
At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.
You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.
You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good sheets.
You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to spit.
The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbeque grill to light.
All those mutants in the bar at Mos Eisley are your relatives.
Your favorite leisure-time activity is 'droid-tipping.
Your pal Yoda has a still out back.
When Darth Vader informs you of his diabolical plan to destroy your planet, your response is, "Well, kiss my grits."
You have two or three nonfunctional 'droids sitting on your front porch.
You live in a converted Jawa crawler up on blocks.
You figure Grand Moff Tarkin'll look the other way as long as he gets his cut.
You and your buddies like to tool around at night looking for Sandpeople to beat up.
You think Princess Leia's hairstyles are conservative.
Luke's call-sign is Red Five; Biggs' call-sign is Red Three; your call-sign is Red Man.
Since you can't open the window, your X-wing has a spittoon.
Your landspeeder has chromed headers.
The Millenium Falcon looks like just the ticket for smuggling that 'shine into Andromeda galaxy.
The master's wisdom is, "Do. Or do not. But don't git caught."
You've spent a lot of time in Empire prison cells, but mostly for being drunk and disorderly.
So what if Princess Leia *is* your sister?
________________________________________________
I have a drink problem...only one mouth but two hands!
1.6 Active 5 door in Crystal Green.
