Yo mamma jokes

[no1sourlung]

Know any good ones?

Yo mamma so fat she uses bacon rashers instead of plasters.

Yo mamma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!

 

[Stu DemonD]

Take your pick

http://members.lycos.co.uk/yomommajokes/

 

[no1sourlung]

lol

 

[serin]

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

i gotta load of 'em

 

[Liam]

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

i gotta load of 'em

ROFLMFAO!!

Liam

 

[Neofolis]

Sorry I only know the one's everyone has already heard, my favourite of which is -

Your mamma's so fat she has smaller fat people orbiting around her.