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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of
them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So
you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our
cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from
God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for
the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this
must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely
God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then
she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the
bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle
and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "
> > MORAL OF THE STORY:
> >
> > Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with them
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of
them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So
you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our
cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from
God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for
the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this
must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely
God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then
she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the
bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle
and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "
> > MORAL OF THE STORY:
> >
> > Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with them
