Sorry I know these are quite old, and prob been posted loads so need need to tell me over and over its a re post. But got sent them today and made me chuckle so thought I`d share. 
There maybe an odd few that havent seen them.
He says, “ why do u wear a bra, you have nothing to put it in”
She says, “ so why do you wear pants?”
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
He buys TWO cases of beer.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
How many men does it take to change a loo roll?
We don’t know, it’s NEVER happened.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring AND good looking?
They all have boyfriends.
Why are married women bigger than single?
A single woman looks what’s in the fridge and goes to bed, a married woman looks what’s in bed and goes to the fridge.
What do all men at a singles bar have in common?
They’re married.
Man says to god “ God, why did you make woman so beautiful?”
God replies “ so you would love her”
Man then asks “ but why did you make her so dumb?”
God replies “ so she would love you!”
There maybe an odd few that havent seen them. He says, “ why do u wear a bra, you have nothing to put it in”
She says, “ so why do you wear pants?”
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
He buys TWO cases of beer.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
How many men does it take to change a loo roll?
We don’t know, it’s NEVER happened.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring AND good looking?
They all have boyfriends.
Why are married women bigger than single?
A single woman looks what’s in the fridge and goes to bed, a married woman looks what’s in bed and goes to the fridge.
What do all men at a singles bar have in common?
They’re married.
Man says to god “ God, why did you make woman so beautiful?”
God replies “ so you would love her”
Man then asks “ but why did you make her so dumb?”
God replies “ so she would love you!”
