Why are men such mingers?

[sammiboo]

just been on to messenger to my er friend.

and he said he was going for a slash and sorting his coop out. Not am going to the toilet

Also there are few members on here that inform me they are going for a crap too, same in the fiat coupe forums chat room and some of my male friends say it when we go out and stuff

Why do men think that everyone needs to know that they are having a crap - they are total mingers!!!! :yuck:

 

[Magical Trevor]

and that whole belching thing?!!

 

[dave]

i'll answer this after i been for a dump

 

[serin]

well the belching thing i can understand, would you rather it came out the other end??

and the crap/slash thing is so that the person can get a timeframe from it and know how long youll be!! its better than saying "BRB" and dissapering, leaving the other person dangling?!?

or its to freak you out

 

[sammiboo]

and that whole belching thing?!!

i know who you are refering to there esp when he likes to belch names words etc laughs at himself coz he finds himslef soo funny and also belches and blows it in someones direction :yuck:

And he wonders why he is single

 

[smurfhead]

i tell ya guys, i had a right smelly one today. got propa ring-sting too! lol

 

[JonnyBoy]

Belching is perhaps my greatest talent one day I aim to be able to belch the national anthem

...now please excuse me, I'm off to scratch me nads and have a s**t...

 

[sammiboo]

lol am begining to regret starting this thread

 

[smurfhead]

I can belch the ground force theme

 

[serin]

once you can do the Top Gear one, you have reached greatness

 

[Magical Trevor]

im starting to condsider lesbianism

 

[JonnyBoy]

im starting to condsider lesbianism

me too

 

[sammiboo]

im starting to condsider lesbianism

LOL our mutual lesbian "friend" is worse than any man in the belching respect - you mean you would consider being her special friend

 

[Magical Trevor]

LOL our mutual lesbian "friend" is worse than any man in the belching respect - you mean you would consider being her special friend

OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[pinin__prestatyn]

Buuurp!

 

[smurfhead]

we love you!

as typical men, we now say, "mmm, lesbians!!!" lol

I can do Top Gear too....and at a push, Eastenders.

 

[Stu DemonD]

Right, brb - n2p

 

[pinin__prestatyn]

Come on chaps/chappesses, Top gear is on now. See ya in an hour...

 

[sammiboo]

stu - that could mean one or the other - actually i dont mind P its when they say am off for a ****e, dump, crap etc

 

[Alex]

Why did you [insert bodily function here] start this thread? you knew it would end up like this! [insert different bodily function here]