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What's made you grumpy today?

Has really only happend to me once but boy was I angry. Want to let the offending vehicles tyres down.

The really annoying bit was it was my car holding his/her's inplace. When I backed out the other car rolled forward because a) handbrake not properly set, b) not in gear and c: their rear tyre is halfway up the kerb stone. Thankfully no damage that I could find.

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I can neither confirm nor deny being tempted to reverse in unison with the Lady in the Honda when she returned to leave and then putting my handbrake on, shutting the car down and wandering off leaving her blocked in given I didn't really have any plans for the afternoon.

I would say a younger version of me would have done this, except a younger version of me had a very sheddy mk1 Punto and it's more likely he would have tested both the strength of the handbrake and front bumper of the Honda against 54 Italian horses.
 
In hindsight, if there's been contact, we could report these to the police as a collision, but unable to gain other party's details. With a bit of luck, they get a visit from a police officer, with maybe a prosecution. More likely if there's damage of course.
 
Where I used to work, when I had a classic Panda, with towbar, I used to park at the front of my space, to allow easy access to the boot for the company laptop. There was a guy with a Rover 800, frequently chose to park behind me, as it allowed him to encroach into my space, so his rear was not hanging out. Frequently, he was too close for me to open the tailgate of the Panda, although on a couple of occasions it did scrape a little paint off his bonnet.
One day, he was actually touching my towball. Selecting reverse, and pushing gently, brought a very satisfying crack from his front number plate.
Being his was a company car, every bit of damage had to be reported, and an excess paid if not on business, plus a black mark on the record. Too many small incidents could result in downgrading the car, or removal. He got the message and parked elsewhere.
 
Slow Ebay payers .
27 hours after selling some tat , 2 buyers are still to pay , both of them owe no more than £12 each ,I don't sell much and not for big £££ but every little helps .
I also have a buying habit that needs to stop , I might just abandon and leave the selling platform altogether .
I'm not moving to Facebook market place ,just full of loons wanting stuff delivered for free .
I have just 4 items still for sale ,will let them run out of relists and then just stop . :(:(:(:( 4 frowns is a lot of frown .
Ahhh yes, fleabay, the site that takes your money in two seconds, pays you after two months
Facebook: look at my cat doing strange things…no, look at your cat doing what all cats do…or…here’s what I had for breakfast/dinner/tea
 
Its one of the reasons I have a tow bar. The trouble is most cars cave in when given a great big shove with the tow ball, so theres a risk of marking my paintwork! The ignorance of some people is notable. Let the air out of the tyres.... saw a bloody big hole in them more like! You can often wiggle out but why the hell should you.
 
I went roller skating with grandson Owen last night. There were two elementary school girl birthday parties being held there, so the rink was packed, really packed with 9 to 12 year old girls. That made skating kind of slalom-like for most of the evening. That's not what made me grumpy, though.

Owen insisted I take my quad speed skates because he got new wheels on his skates. Though I cut my teeth on quad skates almost sixty years ago, I prefer inline skates. I have not been on my quads for months, so things are a bit shaky to start with, but I got used to it enough that I even entered the evenings races. I finished sixth out of fifteen, so not too bad for a guy pushing 70.

I have only wiped out once this year. Until last night. Three times in less than five minutes. The first time was when one of the school girls skated into my path and we collided. No worse for wear. The second time, I saw the same girl speaking with her parents, so I skated up to them to make sure she was okay. I stopped and my feet just shot out from under me. As I landed flat on my back, that one was a bit more painful, but I got up and skated on. Last one, jeez, it was getting close to time to call it a night so I veered right to get off the rink. I got the damn wheels in both skates tangled. That's like throwing on a parking brake. I did a face plant on the rink floor. That one hurt. A lot. Last time I did one of those, on the same damn skates, I needed an MRI on my hand. Not that bad this time but I felt it in my shoulder.

What made me grumpy this morning was that my freaking shoulder still hurts. And so does my elbow and my wrist. I tells ya, this getting old crap ain't for pussies.
 
I just noticed they didnt reset the service meter at thelast service. It realy P****** me off that you pay for a job and only get half of it. It costs £7.50 to travel back adds mile and wears my tyres and brakes. Are they idle or just daft? I shall again have to go do it myself. I know if I disconnect the battery to charge it the service meter resets so its a pretty useless thing, but the ecu clearly will not show the correct number of services which is the issue.

***** ***** *****!!!!!
 
Service meter and oil change register duly updated. I doubt I will use this lot again.
Google may be your friend in these cases...

On the C3 the sequence required to update the ECU/service monitor is on YouTube. Saves bothering going back..

Can be slightly contrived, think ours is hold service button while turning key to accessory and press accelerator pedal or similar dark arts.

Afterwards a menu appears saying "reset service counter" and you say yes or no
 
On the C3 the sequence required to update the ECU/service monitor is on YouTube. Saves bothering going back..
The DS4 is even simpler, ignition on, press and hold the service button, after about 5 seconds a countdown appears from 10 seconds saying the service interval will be reset in 10...9...8...7..., gets to zero and service interval is back to full, mileage and months.

Other cars do have some very complex sequences to reset it, audi being one, though I think they stopped it all on new cars.
 
Back n hips hurting, already diagnosed as work related degenerative arthritis in right hip…latest results, now confirmed in left hip and lower spine…on waiting list for musculoskeletal clinic and clinical pharmacology to see if I’m suitable for new drug and it’s compatibility with bipolar meds…🤪
 
The DS4 is even simpler, ignition on, press and hold the service button, after about 5 seconds a countdown appears from 10 seconds saying the service interval will be reset in 10...9...8...7..., gets to zero and service interval is back to full, mileage and months.

Other cars do have some very complex sequences to reset it, audi being one, though I think they stopped it all on new cars.
Having actually looked it up...

Ours is exactly the same as the DS4 and I have no idea which car that particular sequence relates to 🤣
 
Google may be your friend in these cases...

On the C3 the sequence required to update the ECU/service monitor is on YouTube. Saves bothering going back..

Can be slightly contrived, think ours is hold service button while turning key to accessory and press accelerator pedal or similar dark arts.

Afterwards a menu appears saying "reset service counter" and you say yes or no
I think theonly way is MES. I want it done as it ecords the services done so its a bit much a main dealer not finishing the job off. It makes you wonder if they plugged it in at all.. No stored codes so no matter now.
 
I think theonly way is MES. I want it done as it ecords the services done so its a bit much a main dealer not finishing the job off. It makes you wonder if they plugged it in at all.. No stored codes so no matter now.
Which car is this on? I do have a registered version of mes, but at the moment it’s on a laptop that’s in storage
 
My boss doesn't listen or read emails.
Last week he asked me to set up a visit with an important customer in Philadelphia. I did that 10 minutes after he asked, which he should know that, after almost 30 years, is how I work.
Today, I'm walking B-dog in the cold, wind, and wet and he texts me to ask if I've set anything up. One, I would have preferred a call to a text. And two, we're meeting for a late breakfast this morning and cold have dealt with it then.

BTW, and I'm talking Fahrenheit temps here, because...USA...41F in May is a hell of a lot colder than 41F in January.
 
My boss doesn't listen or read emails.
Last week he asked me to set up a visit with an important customer in Philadelphia. I did that 10 minutes after he asked, which he should know that, after almost 30 years, is how I work.
Today, I'm walking B-dog in the cold, wind, and wet and he texts me to ask if I've set anything up. One, I would have preferred a call to a text. And two, we're meeting for a late breakfast this morning and cold have dealt with it then.

BTW, and I'm talking Fahrenheit temps here, because...USA...41F in May is a hell of a lot colder than 41F in January.
Let the bugger wait till the meeting!
 
Down loading/uploading, or whatever you call it, programs to children's educational games!

Last Tuesday my younger boy rang us just as we were leaving the house to go out to them for childminding. "Can you bring your laptop dad? I'll tell you all about it when you get here". The problem is the young master (3, coming on 4, years old) was give a sort of electronic educational book thingy for christmas by his auntie (well not really his auntie, more a very close family friend, but we all call her auntie, you understand I'm sure) - it has interactive pages with a pointer which lets you select shapes, colours, letters, etc, etc. and speaks back to you when you touch with the pointer. When this is mastered you can buy more advanced add on books and, of course, auntie bought the whole package all in one.

I don't think the wee lad has done more than opened the big book and listened to the tunes. A week or so ago, Auntie asked whether he was using the learning package and was he enjoying it? Who knows why, but my boy said "oh yes, he loves it" or something to that effect. Then, later when she'd gone, he thought he'd better sit down with it and learn how it worked so he could show the wee lad how to use it as Auntie is sure to quiz him at some time. Didn't take him long to discover that the book alone only works at a very basic level and it needs the add on books to properly "wake it up". Trouble is the basic book is actually a mini computer which has to be programmed via the internet to work with each add on book. To do this you have to log onto the manufacturer's website, create an account and download the relevant program for each book. He managed to download the basic website but couldn't get any further. Looking on line there are lots of folk having problems trying to do this and some are saying they think it's because they're laptops are running old operating systems - which his does. Mine runs windows 10 which was why he wanted to try mine.

So we spent nearly two hours trying to sort it all out using mine but, although logging in and creating an account and downloading the programming to my laptop we just couldn't get the "intelligent" book and my laptop to "speak" to each other. In the end just gave up.

Then I remembered our neighbour, who used to work for Dell in security and now is head of cyber security at one of Edinburgh's universities, I bet he could sort this out! So I took the whole shebang home with us and we knocked on his door yesterday. I'd love to he said, it'll be an entertainment, bit like someone doing a crossword in their spare time!

Roughly two hours later he came to our door with all the stuff, intelligent book, add on books, and leads and said "get your laptop out then" Well, to dut a long story short, we downloaded the software, just as I'd previously done, created an account, as I'd previously done and downloaded the separate programs for the books we have, Then he handed me a black connecting lead, USB on one end and Micro/mini USB on the other and told me to plug my laptop in at one end - USB and the intelligent book at the other - mini USB. But that's not the lead that came with it, said I, it was a white one. Just press enter he said and whizz, hey presto, within seconds the programs were uploaded to the book!

That was the problem he said. The white lead is suitable for USB charging only, it can't transfer data! The black lead I gave you can do both. Well, I never even knew there were different types! Here they are:

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Apart from the colour, can you tell the difference? He stuck the label on by the way. His opinion is my boy has got the original white lead mixed up with a similar looking white lead from another device and that the white lead does not in fact belong to the Intelligent book at all!

So there we are, all working fine now so my boy can lie his head off to Auntie if he so wishes. All that agro though simply because the lead was the wrong one. How would you know? even took our friendly neighbour a couple of hours to sus it out, I'd have never got there. By the way, he said he really enjoyed the challenge as it was very different to the challenges he normally works with and point blank refused the expensive bottle of wine we offered him saying, "If I take that I'll feel I can't come and ask you something about the car".
 
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