What's made you grumpy today?

[SeanW]

Managed to find really good price on a Galaxy Note Tablet...but it's reliant on a discounted gift card purchase and a special offer ending today...won't get the card in time (probably because I'm sat in Oman and leaving port for almost a month at sea soon).

Ahwell...probably for the best lol
I don't NEED one...just really want one lol

 

[Dragon Man]

Everything.

my life is a joke.

 

[SeanW]

Everything.

my life is a joke.

"So Dragon Man walks into a bar...and the barman says..."

 

[Ryan D]

went to the doctors for a medical and he says "here to save time pee on this stick instead of peeing in the sample pot then dipping it in the pot"

the splashback was tremendous. got an obscene amount of odd looks walking through the waiting room with a dipping pee stick and splashback'ed trousers

 

[Dragon Man]

"So Dragon Man walks into a bar...and the barman says..."

"haha you should have been looking where you were going you stupid tw@"

- story of my life.

 

[dave]

went to the doctors for a medical and he says "here to save time pee on this stick instead of peeing in the sample pot then dipping it in the pot"

so was you pregnant or not then?

 

[Ryan D]

so was you pregnant or not then?

no thank god

 

[Bigredbus4468]

Managed to find really good price on a Galaxy Note Tablet...but it's reliant on a discounted gift card purchase and a special offer ending today...won't get the card in time (probably because I'm sat in Oman and leaving port for almost a month at sea soon).

Ahwell...probably for the best lol
I don't NEED one...just really want one lol

Get a nexus 7 original. Brilliant. £129 from Tesco direct as a refurbished. Came in original packaging as new with 12 months warranty.

 

[Rigby]

Get a nexus 7 original. Brilliant. £129 from Tesco direct as a refurbished. Came in original packaging as new with 12 months warranty.

I got a Nexus 7 last Christmas, very good tablet, far far better than the Kindle Fire HD and as good as an iPad for much less.

 

[dave]

fecking asda new tills they adeed more self scan and took away the disabled till, i take a guy shopping today who uses a wheel chair i ask how are we meant to pay? they say a wheel chair fits through new tills, it does just but not the trolley that fits onto the front of the chair :bang: if some one wanted to be independent too and propel the chair them selves they will crush their hands ffs :bang:

 

[Eklipze3k]

fecking asda new tills they adeed more self scan and took away the disabled till, i take a guy shopping today who uses a wheel chair i ask how are we meant to pay? they say a wheel chair fits through new tills, it does just but not the trolley that fits onto the front of the chair :bang: if some one wanted to be independent too and propel the chair them selves they will crush their hands ffs :bang:

I saw someone in Morrisons the other day trying to maneuver around the store in one of the electric shopping trolleys, it was that wide, with the spaces so narrow and a turning circle of an oil tanker - felt well sorry for the lady in charge of it.

 

[StevenRB45]

Mention of winter tyres when its still not below 7 degrees....

 

[dave]

Mention of winter tyres when its still not below 7 degrees....

november in 10 days

november 2011

"1st to 5th:
The first few days were unsettled with bands of rain and heavy showers crossing most parts. Over 20 mm fell across much of the south-east from 0900 on 3rd to 0900 on 4th, with 56 mm at Alice Holt Lodge (Hampshire). However temperatures remained well above average, with maxima around 17 °C reported widely on 3rd.
6th to 12th:
A change to more settled conditions with high pressure becoming established to the east of the UK. An air frost occurred in northern areas overnight 6th/7th, with the temperature falling to −6.1 °C at Redesdale (Northumberland). Conditions were rather cloudy for most, with dense fog patches developing across many central and eastern areas. Weather fronts tried to push in from the west by 9th, bringing rain to the south-west. Similar conditions on 10th, 11th and 12th with outbreaks of rain remaining mainly in the west and cloud and fog in the east. Despite this, temperatures remained well above average."

so by the time winter tyres ordered now are delivered and fitted it could be down to below freezing

 

[dave]

electricity isn't veterinarian, councils are collecting food waste even meat an bones, then sending it to Cambridge (maybe other places too ) where its made into electricity and fed into national grid.

handy if you need to get rid of a body bit by bit though.

 

[benny279]

Im one pissed off person at the moment not mentioning first reason but 2nd reason stupid ass cyclist jumps red light from his side lights go green for me so i go and continues to cycle along, so i beep and he gives me the finger! Acting like hes innocent! Not to mention he continues to jump every red light like a total nob.... And cyclist moan about motorist oh what a damn joke this society is! Im done...

 

[Ziggy122]

Im one pissed off person at the moment not mentioning first reason but 2nd reason stupid ass cyclist jumps red light from his side lights go green for me so i go and continues to cycle along, so i beep and he gives me the finger! Acting like hes innocent! Not to mention he continues to jump every red light like a total nob.... And cyclist moan about motorist oh what a damn joke this society is! Im done...

Dash Camera time!

Ziggy

 

[benny279]

Dash Camera time!

Ziggy

I was actually thinking that the other day

 

[SJB1985]

A rounded, cross threaded, angled bolt on my passenger seat at the back! It must have been put on by Thor's fcuking hammer! :banghead:

 

[Rigby]

So me and MEP attempt to do an oil and filter change on my Bravo, once we actually found the filter and sump plug after taking off the under tray and wheel arch liner! All to find a rounded off sump plug.:bang:

 

[Most Easterly Pandas]

So me and MEP attempt to do an oil and filter change on my Bravo, once we actually found the filter and sump plug after taking off the under tray and wheel arch liner! All to find a rounded off sump plug.:bang:

On the upper hand though, we've now both got clean cars