Alfa Romeo - I’m looking for Beta Juliet.
Aston Martin - I am James Bond.
Audi - I love golf.
BMW – I can’t drive.
Buick – I am old.
Cadillac – I am a pimp.
Chevrolet - I enjoy beating up people.
Chrysler PT Cruiser – I like cars that look crap
Citroen - I chew on Barley straw & enjoy stamp collecting.
Daewoo - I am a cheapskate & smoke 50 a day.
Datsun - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.
Dodge – I voted for Al Gore
Ferrari – I do not own a Ferrari
Fiat - I’m a student or I have a crap job.
Ford – I am a loser, or
Ford Mondeo - I’m a family person posing as a business manager.
Honda - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
Hyundai – I eat dogs.
Isuzu - I fancy Dale Winton.
Jaguar XJ - I’m so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.
Kia – I bought the cheapest car I could find.
Lada - I’m a member of the Taliban seeking asylum in Great Britain.
LandRover - I’m a rich mum, who can’t drive.
Lexus - I’m psychic, I knew they’d be as good as a Merc one day.
Lotus - I am a lucky bastard.
Mercedes – I have far too much money.
Mazda - I know how to treat myself. (w**kell, geddit)
MG- I am dating a Rover employee.
Mini - I’m from Essex.
Mitsubishi - I have all the charm of a lion in captivity.
Nissan - I know nothing about cars.
Peugeot - I deliver pizzas for a living.
Pontiac - I have a switchblade in my sock.
Porsche - I have a small *****, my car is my substitute.
Proton – I mistakenly thought I could substitute this for my mondeo.
Renault - I haven’t heard of contraception.
Rolls Royce – I own a large company.
Rover - I’m an OAP who always drives at least 20mph under the speed limit.
Saab - I definitely have more money than sense or taste.
Seat - I want to be model, but I have no chance unless I bed the photographer.
Skoda - I don’t care about my image.
Smart - I collect Mars Bar wrappers, I have one dating back to 1948.
Subaru - I’m just a poser & I want to get shagged.
Suzuki - I’m a Barbie girl, in my Barbie world.
Toyota - I wear the same underwear all week long.
Vauxhall - I’ve just got onto the property ladder.
Volkswagen - I enjoy paying huge repair bills.
Volvo - I’m getting a personalized plate to compensate for not having a Merc.
"The new rules are very simple, the FIA will keep them to themselves until such a time as Ferrari needs them" Patrick Head
Aston Martin - I am James Bond.
Audi - I love golf.
BMW – I can’t drive.
Buick – I am old.
Cadillac – I am a pimp.
Chevrolet - I enjoy beating up people.
Chrysler PT Cruiser – I like cars that look crap
Citroen - I chew on Barley straw & enjoy stamp collecting.
Daewoo - I am a cheapskate & smoke 50 a day.
Datsun - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.
Dodge – I voted for Al Gore
Ferrari – I do not own a Ferrari
Fiat - I’m a student or I have a crap job.
Ford – I am a loser, or
Ford Mondeo - I’m a family person posing as a business manager.
Honda - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
Hyundai – I eat dogs.
Isuzu - I fancy Dale Winton.
Jaguar XJ - I’m so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.
Kia – I bought the cheapest car I could find.
Lada - I’m a member of the Taliban seeking asylum in Great Britain.
LandRover - I’m a rich mum, who can’t drive.
Lexus - I’m psychic, I knew they’d be as good as a Merc one day.
Lotus - I am a lucky bastard.
Mercedes – I have far too much money.
Mazda - I know how to treat myself. (w**kell, geddit)
MG- I am dating a Rover employee.
Mini - I’m from Essex.
Mitsubishi - I have all the charm of a lion in captivity.
Nissan - I know nothing about cars.
Peugeot - I deliver pizzas for a living.
Pontiac - I have a switchblade in my sock.
Porsche - I have a small *****, my car is my substitute.
Proton – I mistakenly thought I could substitute this for my mondeo.
Renault - I haven’t heard of contraception.
Rolls Royce – I own a large company.
Rover - I’m an OAP who always drives at least 20mph under the speed limit.
Saab - I definitely have more money than sense or taste.
Seat - I want to be model, but I have no chance unless I bed the photographer.
Skoda - I don’t care about my image.
Smart - I collect Mars Bar wrappers, I have one dating back to 1948.
Subaru - I’m just a poser & I want to get shagged.
Suzuki - I’m a Barbie girl, in my Barbie world.
Toyota - I wear the same underwear all week long.
Vauxhall - I’ve just got onto the property ladder.
Volkswagen - I enjoy paying huge repair bills.
Volvo - I’m getting a personalized plate to compensate for not having a Merc.
"The new rules are very simple, the FIA will keep them to themselves until such a time as Ferrari needs them" Patrick Head
lol
