"Mate, I dont like u cheatin on ur squeeze & usin me as an alibi..."
"I thort u were a mate"...
"I am but its not fair..."
"Why do u fancy her or summat?"
"No..."
"Why wots up with her?..."
Honestly I would truly leave it alone...
That made me laugh!!
Mine went like this:
Me - "Mate you really gotta tell her, its unfair i have to keep stickin up for you and taking her out cos you cba, she's getting suspicious, her mates want her to ditch you anyway and if i don't tell her someone else will"
Lad - "yeye i know, i'll talk to her"
Me - *believes him*
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Girl - Have you spoke to 'Lad' today?
Me - nah not today, he still not talkin to you?
Other Lad - "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDSSSS"
Me -"shut up!"
Girl - "wat's that about?"
Me - "nothing"
Other Lad - "tell her ed"
Me - "blah blah blah"
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Girl - "I've spoke to him you're making it up, your lying blah blah" *tells everyone i'm a liar tryin to split them up etc"
Me - "WTF?!?"
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Lad - "I can't tell her"
Me - "You gotta or else i'll show her the proof cos ur getting everyone to hate me now!"
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went on for ages...all solved in the end though, and they're still together...somehow