suspected bomb on bus!

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suspected bomb on bus!

imagine if you're on a bus and it suddenly dawns on you that there is a suspicious item that appears to have no owner with it. a few years ago i'd probably have got of with it at the next stop to inspect my stolen treasure, these days i'd jump off the bus while it was still moving. how things change.
Jug, even though you drive an Alfa I am pretty sure you wouldn't go near a coach or bus, don't be silly ;)