Random Fact about yourself!

[SeiSporting]

I wanted a new hi-vis coat for work as mine was too small. I asked stores for one but they said I'd only had a new one 6 months earlier so, tough, come up with a better reason or get lost. 2 days later I put in another request complete with photos. We were looking for some youths who'd broken into a nearby house. I was standing chatting idly with a dog handler (actually I just put dong handler, good job I noticed that one) and idly reached out to pat the nice German Shepherd on the head but unfortunately poked it in the ear with my finger. As it was dragging me round on the floor, the handler kept saying "What did you do that for? He doesn't like it if you do that." Instead of "Leave." One armed coats are not a lot of use, unless you've only got one arm. Which if the dog hadn't got bored I probably would have had.

People at my work think im weird now as i just nearly spat coffee everywhere when i read that.
Ijust have funny images in my head now of the dog being poked in the ear.

 

[Dominion]

and panic over... i found yours

Oh really?

I just found yours too (I haven't been looking all night. My interweb died on me). Got to say it deserves, and gets, my undivided attention :yum::yum::yum:

 

[puntokris]

I once dropped a lidded cup of coffee upside down into Kaylorz handbag, and didn't spill a drop.

 

[ThisBitterPill]

I once dropped a lidded cup of coffee upside down into Kaylorz handbag, and didn't spill a drop.

Is this a euphemism?

 

[Dominion]

Is this a euphemism?

 

[Captain Mike]

I hate the feel of sponge and the noise a broom makes when sweeping.

 

[puntokris]

Is this a euphemism?

No this actually happened

Some of you lot are just filthy!

 

[Eklipze3k]

Some of you lot are just filthy!

:wave: Hi, and welcome to Fiat Forum!

 

[ThisBitterPill]

I hate the feel of sponge and the noise a broom makes when sweeping.

I hate the feel of rubber gloves, washing up liquid, dishcloths & tea towels....

Oh and also I hate the smell of Polish, the feel of a duster and the vibrations you feel when using a Hoover....

 

[Jai]

my right thumbnail is bigger than the left one, due i'm sure to the nail gun i was messing about with as a kid........

 

[Captain Mike]

my right thumbnail is bigger than the left one, due i'm sure to the nail gun i was messing about with as a kid........

my right thumb is bigger than my left thumb (from playing cricket)

right arm bigger than left arm because of w@nking

 

[puntokris]

:wave: Hi, and welcome to Fiat Forum!

You'd think I'd know by now what to expect.

 

[Dominion]

Oh and also I hate the smell of Polish

Do they smell different to other Eastern Europeans?

 

[Eklipze3k]

Do they smell different to other Eastern Europeans?

Och, ya beat me to it

 

[d0wnin]

I hate the feel of sponge and the noise a broom makes when sweeping.

I hate thistle type brushes, they go straight through me

 

[JFL]

I wont go in the sea if theres fish

 

[Magical Trevor]

I wont go in the sea if theres fish

I've heard rumours the sea is where fish like to hang out

 

[puntokris]

I wont go in the sea if theres fish

So what you're saying is you won't go in the sea full stop?

 

[Lolita]

I took the dogs to the kennels today as im away for the weekend but i hate going home when they're not there tis too quiet

 

[JFL]

So what you're saying is you won't go in the sea full stop?

i will.... but as soon as fish come anywhere near me im outta there