Yeah stop offering your cream around you can offer it to the sperm bank and make money out of it
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hope he doesn't start offering at the xmas meal...:yuck:
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hope he doesn't start offering at the xmas meal...:yuck:
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It might put me off my food
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noob i already won that one ages ago
Yeah stop offering your cream around you can offer it to the sperm bank and make money out of it
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you dirty girl, i was talking about voltarol :nono:
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ah thats right we have fresh comeptiton these days.*squeeze* Hmm not sure I think Lolita's are better
let the boob wars begin.
lol
nowt put me off my food
even daves jizz? :yuck::yuck:
I think Lolita's are better
and that's why i love you
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Sure you were
lol
nowt put me off my food
Lol same just don't let him come near me and i can carry on stuffing my face
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even daves jizz? :yuck::yuck:
well think maybe Mrs Dave may have something to say about that!
wasnt thinking about trying it tbh lol
but you sorta dont get worried about eating/touching horrible things once you've had kids
but you sorta dont get worried about eating/touching horrible things once you've had kids
kids are waaaaay too messy with food for me. was eating out on saturday and his daughter was with us
the mess
kids are waaaaay too messy with food for me. was eating out on saturday and his daughter was with us
its great fun being covered in yukky baby food at lunchtime lol
highlight of my day
how old's his daughter?
its great fun being covered in yukky baby food at lunchtime lol
highlight of my day
how old's his daughter?
2 years - she's ace though - was rocking out to slipknot in my car:slayer:
plus we caused havoc in a shopping centre whilst he was sorting out his new phone - great excuse to cause mayhem "i'm sorry mr shopkeeper - she's only 2":devil:
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Hmmmm is this FF going back to its old ways? Every thread turning into smut? Woohoo if it is
Hmmmm is this FF going back to its old ways? Every thread turning into smut? Woohoo if it is
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Hmmmm is this FF going back to its old ways? Every thread turning into smut? Woohoo if it is
i know, i was thinking exact same thing and i missed it!!!
smut ftmfw :slayer:
we need a new bum thread:idea:
i may never find all the answers
i may never understand life
i may never prove what i know to be true
but i know that i still have to try
if i die tomorrow, i'd be all right, because i believe
that after we're gone, the spirit carries on.
i wrote it down as i heard it
i may never understand life
i may never prove what i know to be true
but i know that i still have to try
if i die tomorrow, i'd be all right, because i believe
that after we're gone, the spirit carries on.
i wrote it down as i heard it
2 years - she's ace though - was rocking out to slipknot in my car:slayer:
I remember looking for kitchen tiles when my daughters were 5 and 3. One of them knocked a display stand with loads of tiles loosely stacked on display. The whole lot fell down and smashed. Killer looks from the shop assistant as we quickly made our exit 
