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....but I do like this I must admit. It's THAT BAD!: -
One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old
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>>Anything you want after all you're the guv'
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>>But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch. This
>>time Noah, I don't want just a couple of decks, I want
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>>"20 DECKS!" screams Noah "Well, OK Big Man, whatever
>>you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just
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>>"Yep, that's right, well. Sort of right. This time I
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>>"Fish?" queries Noah.
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>>"Yep, fish. Well, to make it more specific Noah, I
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>>Noah looks to the skies. "OK God my old mucker, let me
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>>"Why?" Asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but
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>>Scroll down everyone! It's the best ever !!!!)
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>> "Dunno", says God, "I just fancied a Multi-Storey
>>Carp Ark".
One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old
>>china, I want you to make me a new Ark".
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>> Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being.
>>Anything you want after all you're the guv'
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>>But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch. This
>>time Noah, I don't want just a couple of decks, I want
>>20 decks one on top of the other".
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>>"20 DECKS!" screams Noah "Well, OK Big Man, whatever
>>you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just
>>like last time?"
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>>want you to fill it up with fish", God answers.
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>>want carp - wall to wall, floor to ceiling - Carp!"
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>>Noah looks to the skies. "OK God my old mucker, let me
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>> "Dunno", says God, "I just fancied a Multi-Storey
>>Carp Ark".