On The Look Out ..........

[Mr Drew]

Ok here’s one for ya, the conversion myself and Kirsty had on way home from Skeggy.

She’s on the lookout for a new man in here life now and here’s what they have to be like -

1. Called Mark
2. Drives a Silver car
3. Not fat but not skinny
4. Dad owns a Garage
5. Mum a flower shop
6. Not a single child
7. Sister work in travel agents
8. Not a Virgin
9. Not had any more then 15 different women
10. Not a Fireman or Policeman
11. Able to get it up with protection
12. Not married or been married
13. Kids already not a problem, depending on situation on mother of the child
14. Wants more kids ................ maybe one day!
15. Must make good Shags!!!!!!!!
16. Is aloud to be messy but not have any other habits.
17. Must like movies
18. Must like theme parks
19. Doesn’t like football
20. Likes long showers (with Kirsty of course)
21. Doesn’t mind flying
22. Wants to go Florida

That’s all me can remember, but was a way of passing an hour’s time on the way back from Skeggy lol

Anyone know anyone that suits this description??????

Disclaimer - All applicants that apply will be tested for ALL of the above items and under no circumstances will she relax any of the parameters!

 

[serin]

i meet 16 of the critria, b

but my dad doenst own a garage, hes an ice cream man!!

 

[whitewabbit2001]

lol
cheers drew
please add doesnt steal covers in night!

 

[Stu DemonD]

Ah, all makes sense now, Drew, coz you told me you didn't like flying

 

[black_cinq]

And his names drew

 

[whitewabbit2001]

lol
no im affraid his name is not drew, he knows i love him to bits, and u all know that but its not ment to be!
so need a similar model!!!!!

 

[polecat]

I can make 6 at a push.
Looks like a shag for one then.

 

[GhostWKD]

only 14 'ere lol, but whys kirst need some1 that makes good shags, hers are the best there are

 

[whitewabbit2001]

thanks!!

 

[HP]

17/22, but willing to change name by deed poll....

 

[Stu DemonD]

17/22, but willing to change name by deed poll....

What to ?

 

[Steven]

If she's good looking I can be all those things!

 

[whitewabbit2001]

tut tut if im good looking,,,,,,, how rude!