o/t Are you a psycopath??

[Professor Patrick]

Just answer this question. Will be interesting what answers people come up with. DON'T read what others have used as answers, need to give your answer independently. For it to work aswell you MUST give an answer of some description.

A women is at a funeral and meets a really gorgeous man who she chats to and really gets on with. When she leaves the funeral she realises she doesn't actually know who he was.

2 weeks later she murders her sister.

Why?


We will see what answers people give, then i'll tell you what answer a psycopath apparently gives.

 

[mark]

so she can attend another funerel, and meet that guy she wants to nail

 

[paddy]

The man is the vicar and she wants to see him again so she kills her sister so there can be another funeral

 

[MI7Bravo]

The guy at the funeral part has nothing to do with it really, she was just enraged by her sister pinching her last Rolo!

 

[Professor Patrick]

And the answer is..... apparently a pyscopath will think that most obvious one is the answer.

That she killed her sister so there was another funeral that the man would hopefully turn up at

Mind you, I promise not no nick your last rolo mate

 

[Ashley h]

Because her sister was a minger.

 

[Anonymous]

if she new the guys sister why the fook didnt she just ask her for his number eyyy

 

[Dan E-S]

Because she found out her sister talked to him aswell and got his number and they started going out, then got married very quickly. so she killed her and at her funeral made the move to console him. and they lived happily everafter

 

[Stuart]

Answer; Why not?

 

[david]

motive so she can meet that guy and get his number

ive had that one b4

heres another for you then
a train is travelling a 50mph exactly one mile away from a level crossing, at the same time a car is travelling 50mph exactly one mile away from the level crossing....... now why dont they crash into one another??????

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[Stu]

they wont crash coz there are those gates that come down to tell u a train is coming lol plus the car has the traffic ect ect, all those variable things where the train has a track to follow and most times no traffic on the tracks lol.

well i hope im right hehe

Stu...

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[Paddy]

they wont crash because the car is a fiat and its broke down!

 

[Nigel]

they are travelling away from the crossing not towards it