get a pair of slippers an a dildo
if they no like the slippers tell um they can got f**k them selves then
if they no like the slippers tell um they can got f**k them selves then
not long till valentines day!
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not long till valentines day!
heres how romantic i am. i've bought her some 4 quid white wine and we are going to drink in my room, maybe get a pizza.
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pi$$ed.
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I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your mother.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.
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Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
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I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
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I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
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My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
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What inspired these amorous rhymes?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
But I only slept with you, because I was pi$$ed.
*************************
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your mother.
**************************
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.
**************************
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.
****************************
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
******************************
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
*******************************
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
************************************
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
************************************
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
***************************************
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
****************************************
What inspired these amorous rhymes?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
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well, guess i will be spending it on my own
well, guess i will be spending it on my own
Youre not the only one mate
well, guess i will be spending it on my own
I wouldn't worry, just think of the money you will save.
Ill get loads, working on the night and am covering for a manager on the morning at another shop, and am hopefully getting petrol money too
i always did if i had to cover at another shop for work 30odd pence a mile or something
Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm schitzofrenic (sp?), and so am I
I got promised it last year when i worked in norton, im still waiting for it
i'm stuck. Bought hubbys card yesterday (its still in the boot of the car) figured i'll give it him tonight when he takes me out
But....i've not bought him anything, any ideas what i can get him today? not too expensive as he's moaning about the Wing Wah restaurant putting their prices up for tonight lol
But....i've not bought him anything, any ideas what i can get him today? not too expensive as he's moaning about the Wing Wah restaurant putting their prices up for tonight lol
well, this morning i got a lovely photo message off a guy i'm seeing
well, this morning i got a lovely photo message off a guy i'm seeing
Thats no good, my hubby knows what i look like. Plus i have his mobile all day
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well, this morning i got a lovely photo message off a guy i'm seeing
One for the girlies lol!!
lmfao!
someone in my office sent a v tines email to someone and got a out of office saying "thank you for contacting me" etc
she ran round office saying "he said thank you" and then realised was his out of office PMSL
someone in my office sent a v tines email to someone and got a out of office saying "thank you for contacting me" etc
she ran round office saying "he said thank you" and then realised was his out of office PMSL
Thats no good, my hubby knows what i look like. Plus i have his mobile all day
shame you cant send him an erotic pic from a number he dont know, then see if he knows its you! if he doesnt ask him who's it is as it came through on his phone :devil:
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Jaysus, i want to romance him not get him to divorce me. My days of erotic pics disappeared after child birth, i'd probably frighten the poor bloke to death
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Jaysus, i want to romance him not get him to divorce me. My days of erotic pics disappeared after child birth, i'd probably frighten the poor bloke to death
lol .... he's a bloke i'm sure he wouldnt be frightened of yours
