My god it's late!!

[pinin__prestatyn]

well Im not going to bed, I simply dont feel ready to hit the sack. My eyes are bloodshot red, My coupe's fccuked, and my missus has left me. I feel in the mood to sing the blues. so.. Im gonna go get another bud from the fridge, everyones in bed. Anyone know any good jokes?

 

[sammiboo]

aww matt thats bad news

just found a new smilie

 

[dave]

 

[dave]

why mrs left coz you hurt her neck? or was that someone else?

 

[pinin__prestatyn]

No, one and the same. I think she left as I was more worried about the car at the time!! I know that sounds evil but I honestly didn't think she was injured, I was also in the car and got away scot free.
It was that and the fact as Im always on the internet, We also drank a lot of "pina colada" which no doubt made things worse!! no matter, I have a bottle of bud and I have found a tin of cashews in the pantry, so That's me happy...

 

[sammiboo]

nice to put a face to name - looks like your having fun

 

[dave]

so its just a row she be back tomorrow then ?

 

[pinin__prestatyn]

Yeah - I'ts just me+Kirsty+Ash*tloadoflalcoholconsumedinarelativelyshortspaceoftime+ill coupe = No fun tonight lol

 

[sammiboo]

night night people ZZZZZzzzzzzz

 

[dave]

whos ash?

 

[pinin__prestatyn]

Here's the offending Item!!

Night night sammiboo, Have sweet coupe dreams eg. 155mph, scooby beating etc,
Hope the bed bugs dont bite (£1800 recon engine, £500 clutch)

 

[pinin__prestatyn]

whos ash?

lol, wasn't supposed to be a space there, read "ash*tload"
thought that meself once I read it, Thres a lot to be said for the "Preview" button lol

 

[dave]

she your mate or mrs mate? i am asuming mrs is kirsty?

 

[pinin__prestatyn]

No that's the one and only.. kirsty.
I can supply her address If your'e interested...

 

[surfin_fella]

wow! another "forumers wife" to add to the string of hotties

 

[dave]

now i am awake i see what you mean

 

[pinin__prestatyn]

Err she's phoned me up this morning, In an apologetic state. I think she's back off the market again. Im just toying with her at the mo, Like a cat with a mouse :devil:

 

[surfin_fella]

hehe, until she reads the forum!

 

[Helz]

Glad things are starting to come back together for you slowly, you deserve a bit of luck

 

[pinin__prestatyn]

Thanks helz
I need more than luck.. I need, A nice new set of alloys!!! Lucky Kirst doesn't look on this forum, I would be in line for a smack!