Jokes Forum

[M21MFS]

Right folks,

Owing to the fact we're getting quite a few joke threads started I've brought back the jokes forum - so please, look after it!

If you've got a post that's basically a joke, stick it in there! I've put on disclaimers, saying it's probably not work safe - so it should keep folk out of trouble.

As ever, any questions gimme a shout!

Cheers,
Martyn

 

[steve119]

ah, you mean like how i keep getting my profile rejected from match.com?

they asked what i like to see in a woman, and i keep putting 'my cock'!!

 

[Stuart]

martyn, you should have called it 'stuarty's neuk' since its all my crap you've put in there lol

 

[steve119]

jonathon ross's answering machine.......

hi mr ross, i would like to tell you that i have had full sex with your daughter......



from gary glitter, see how you ****ing like it!!

 

[steve119]

a womans body has been found in a suitcase in the river don......

who says men can't pack!