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It would appear that the Japanese syncronised car crashing team have getting in some pre olympic practice on a motorway in Japan.

Judges were impressed and awarded high marks for both style and destruction, however guest judge Craig Revell Horwood was critical of a pirouetting 355 driver's arm position.

The Japanese team are expected to to be in the medals at next year's London Olympics and have been tipped for a gold, Team USA's syncronised crash team's head coach is quoted as saying "how can we compete on equal terms with a nation whose heritage includes falling onto swords and crashing planes into battleships?"

Sources at the London 2012 planning comitee have indicated that a 3 mile section of the M25 will be closed for the event, a Highways Agency spokesperson stated "we are expecting lengthy queues of slow moving traffic and delays of up to six hours, so effectively it will be business as usual"
 
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