how to annoy your wife......

[Jai]

grow a beard.....

how to ensure your continued survival,

shave it before she gets back from holiday....

how to retain some semblence of man superiority...

don't clean the bathroom....

how to survive an atomic grilling.....er, anyone?

 

[kayl0rz]

quick!

make tea ready for when she gets home!

and some flowers wouldnt kill you

 

[Captain Mike]

someone has too much time on their hands

talking of hands. How is yours?

 

[Jai]

it's getting much better, can flex into palm quite well, but extension is still an issue, still a of swelling, the scaring is also starting to smooth out, lot of massage to help it along. atm, looking at maybe 2-3 weeks before i'm back in the office, maybe another month to getting back out on the road.

i was going to buy flowers, change the bed, vac the house, load up the dishwasher, clean the microwave (yeah, i really should use a cover....
)

then i woke up!!

 

[Hellcat]

That was a pretty good beard Mr Jai. How long did it take you to grow?

 

[Jai]

That was a pretty good beard Mr Jai. How long did it take you to grow?

5 weeks....not my best effort, but, was just about to enter the all import hyper growth faze, a month or so where it would really bush it out, but, we have a close family wedding to go to saturday, she insists i look normal next to her for some reason, not like a neanderthal....sheesh, wimmin

 

[Hellcat]

Mine was let loose for just over a week. I got sick of the itching and trimmed it off. Haven't shaved now for 2 weeks and just zapping it all off with a strimmer.

 

[Captain Mike]

Mine was let loose for just over a week. I got sick of the itching and trimmed it off. Haven't shaved now for 2 weeks and just zapping it all off with a strimmer.

 

[rallycinq]

I need no instruction on how to annoy my wife.

Exisiting seems to do it.

I've had a beard for longer than a large number of forum members have been alive.

Cheers

SPD