How stupid boy racers are!!!

[Anonymous]

Im lucky enough for my parents to have a Ferrari 550 (u will probobly think im lying, but who cares).
Any how, my mum wanted me to take her out as she was going for a meal and going to get drunk and wanted me to drive as the place was 50 miles away, once i had brought her back she said i could go for a drive.
So of i went into my norwich and knew where all the boy racers hanged out as i had seen them when crusing in the bravo. I pulled up in a space agianst a old fiat uno, and a vectra. Loads of people stared, but then all wanted to race.
So after burining up some rubber in the local supermarket, i whiped everyones ass.
Moral of the story : dont race a ferrari, youll just look stupid.

 

[Nigel]

FAT

I know your Mum, thats why I am a tad over weight. She give me a biscuit every time I bounce her. Shame I wasnt your Father then you'd have a bit more ******** for brains.

!
N

 

[Spyder]

Re: FAT

Well said that man, totally agree Nige.

 

[Nadine]

Re: Re: FAT

Nice to see the forum never changes

 

[Dug]

Re: Re: Re: FAT

If someone were to race me, I'm sure I wouldn't respond by 'whiping' their arse.

 

[Chris B]

Slap

Maybe, but you don't live in Norwich.

 

[Sam]

Ouch....

Why is there a lot of arse-wipes in Norwich?

You ought ot try Leeds, brown nosed, tight suited and smelling of roses....

There's a line about that isn't there?

 

[Roberto]

Norwich

Well, some1 in here has got 2 stick up 4 my home city of Norwich It certainly doesn't stink and what ass-wipes there r, there's probably the same in every town/city u go 2.

Can't say I cruise about much in the city, but there r plenty of "modders" (4 want of a ruder word !) about. I just c them as fodder at traffic light grand prix ! LOL

Never seen a 550 Maranello around tho', but if I do, i'll "whup" his ass 4 u all LOL

Got an interesting story tho'. My boss has a company Lexus IS300 Sport and we both love our cars. 4 ages, he'd take the p**s out of my "lowly FIAT" until 1 day the other week, he tried 2 race me. Sadly, the poor guy couldn't catch me, and 1 of my colleagues was riding with him at the time. My colleague said he was switching everything off like the air-con, just 2 get a few more bhp, but 2 no avail ! I left his Jap toy in the distance. He now has a lot of respect 4 my HGT and even let me drive his precious Lexus last night. I have 2 say that altho' it is a nice smooth ride, and was packed with nice toys and some nice styling, the in-line 6 did not have the pull of my 5 pot, but it does make a lovely noise. True, it's heavier, but 4 my money, that 2.0L 20v under my bonnet wins hands down

Anyway, c u all soon, and as the sign says as u drive in2 Norwich, it's a "Fine City" ! Come and c 4 urselves

Cheers,

Rob.

 

[andys]

nobber

I bet you tell people that you once porked Brittney Spears and told her one sunny morning to take up a singing career, before she was famous and you haven't got a 550, not even a Bravo but a white 'Italia '90' Panda with football wheel trims! ha ha

 

[Roberto]

Re: nobbers

Andys,

How's things ? Everything going ok since ur "sense of humour" bypass operation ?
Looks like it was a success

No, I don't have a 550, never said I did. I would love 1, and the wealth and ego 2 match. I'm judging that u have. Well, lucky u. Shame u didn't pay a penny 4 it tho'. What a nice mama & papa u have

Now I know that all the regulars on here will join me in telling u 2 f**k off, and leave this forum 2 sensible, reasonable comments on the subject it was created 4.
That's right, FIAT Bravo's. Got 1 of those ? Coz I have and that's why I'm here. I truly would love 2 actually own a Ferrari of my own, and 1 day I hope 2, but until the day I can actually own 1, as opposed 2 blagging a borrow from my mama, I'll stick with my HGT.
And when u learn that a car is a mode of transport and not an extension of ur imaginary ego, or 4 that matter, ur *****, maybe u'll b welcome back here.

As we say back home in Italia......

Vaffanculo

Go figure.

Rob.

P.S. Those of u who have a sense of humour will get this

 

[andys]

roberto

Uhh Roberto
That message was not aimed at you. Dont jump the gun kiddo. The message was aimed at the kid who said he borrowed mummy's maranello (550). So I think I am being reasonable when I request an apology off you.
I have a 2001 Fiat Bravo 80sx. I worked hard to obtain my car and have a gsoh to purchase a Fiat in the first place! Did your mother ever tell you to wash your mouth out with soap & water after swearing?

 

[Gaz]

Re: roberto

I thought that it was obvious that andys was replying to the original post as opposed to Roberto's....hmm - Roberto - u have some groveling to do By the way, I love Norwich train station - don't see many where the trains come right into the middle of the station: it's like something from the old days.

 

[Roberto]

Apolgies

Andys,

I humbly apologise !! Having re-read the posts, and being a little more sober and a little less stoned, I c the error of my ways !! LOL
Hope no offence was taken

I jumped the gun, and under the influence, let rip. Hope ur ok with it. If ur going 2 Donnington, I'll give u a big hug

BTW, Gaz, I think Norwich station is cool 2 A station designed by Sir Christopher Wren no less and a fine building 2. It's quaint, but now trying 2 b horribly modern.

So, let me re-iterate, my post was directed at the fool who originally started this thread and not at AndyS, who I hope accepts my humble apology

C all u who can make it, at Donnington....

A very humble,

Rob.

 

[Roberto]

Re: Apology

God, I've just re read my post and I can c a scary resemblence 2 Nigel !!!

I think we're 2 of a kind ! Must b our age

Rob.

 

[Roberto]

Using this forum

Hi again,

Having re-re-read my posts, I hereby strongly advise against posting on here whilst under the influence of illegal (or legal) substances !!

Rob.

 

[andys]

awww mate

Apology accepted. Now that the air is clear how 'bout I meet u in Norwich to go and race some kevs in their elderly vauxhalls in my 550, me mum said I could borrow it! lol! (can i have some illegal pdr please)

 

[Roberto]

AndyS

Sounds like fun 2 me....drop me a line

Rob.