This will probably end up being deleted/moved/hidden
but... Behold! The original joke, censored for those of a politically correct nature:
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A construction boss in B***ast was interviewing men when along came a
guy named P**dy from D**lin. 'I'm not hiring no dumb fock p**dy from
D**lin,'the foreman thought, so he made up a test hoping that P**dy wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into a dispute.
"Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
"Wittout nombers?" P**dy says. "Agh! feck aff dat's easy," and he
proceeds to draw 3 trees.
"What's this?" the boss asks.
The D** replies, "Ain't ye got no brains. Tree'nTree'nTree makes 9.
Are ye feckin' tick or wa?"
"Fair enough," says the Boss. "Here's your second question. Use the
same rules, but this time use the number 99."
P**dy stares into space for a minute, then picks up the picture he has drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Dare ye arre, me mucker."
The Boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to
represent 99?"
P**dy says "Each a de trees is dirty now! So it's dirty tree 'n dirty
tree'n dirty tree-daa makes 99".
The Boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire the D**liner so
he says, "All right, last question. Same rules but this time use 100."
P**dy stares into space again, then picks up the picture once more,
makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Dare ye arre, buddy, a hunnert."
The Boss looks at the picture for a moment and says, "You must be nuts
if you think that represents 100!"
D**lin P**dy leans forward and points to the mark at the base of the
trees.
"See der? Well a little feckin' doggie comes along and takes a shoite on each a dem trees, so now ya got dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd-which makes a hunnert. Feckin' roit it does!!!
When do I feckin' start?"
