iv just fitted fake bonnet pins, seat covers, some new wheel trims( found in loft), loads of little fake bolts all over car and red windsreen wiper covers and made a fake nos bottle!!! HELP TELL ME TO TAKE IT OFF .LOL!!!!!!!!!!! 
Styling help chav mobile
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:shakehead Is all I wanna say 'bout that
This guy confuses me so much.
lol, nice one...
I want pictures! Are bonnet pins the things you see on big ole Mustangs etc?
I want pictures! Are bonnet pins the things you see on big ole Mustangs etc?
OP
OP
there u go a pic. you cant see the bolts cos there inside. but u can see the dent on the bonnet. lol. that i tried to hammer out! lol
lol
Poor car.
Can't really see the dent anyways
Is there high risk of the bonnet flying away under all that power then?
whats your name? myfiatunoLHDizdabest is too long to write...
No sunstrip yet?
Is there high risk of the bonnet flying away under all that power then?
whats your name? myfiatunoLHDizdabest is too long to write...
No sunstrip yet?
Chav Off Inspiration?
Keep the chav it functional and stay mobile M8
Hope this helps.
:bang:____The extra chav weight wills prob. slow you down - Remember; same power wi more weight gives poorer power to weight ratio.myfiatunoLHDizdabest said:iv just fitted fake bonnet pins, seat covers, some new wheel trims( found in loft), loads of little fake bolts all over car and red windsreen wiper covers and made a fake nos bottle!!! HELP TELL ME TO TAKE IT OFF .LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Keep the chav it functional and stay mobile M8
Hope this helps.
Re: chav less N' mobile
i was thinking of some bonnet pins but real ones. but i am awaiting a new bonnet (bit special) so i'll see when that arrives.
myLHDunoizdabest, got any pics of ur induction kit fitted?
Dunc
i was thinking of some bonnet pins but real ones. but i am awaiting a new bonnet (bit special)
so i'll see when that arrives.myLHDunoizdabest, got any pics of ur induction kit fitted?
Dunc
OP
OP
i havent fitted it, it seems to much of a big job
a big job to fit an induction kit??
wait till you own a uno turbo then you'll see what BIG jobs are keeping it on the road lol
Dunc
wait till you own a uno turbo then you'll see what BIG jobs are keeping it on the road lol
Dunc
when you gonna get that burberry paint job would finish you chav-mobile right off!!
I have only one thing to say...
A box of matches and a gallon of petrol anyone?
A box of matches and a gallon of petrol anyone?
hehe
Funny how Chav's think that 'Chavving' up their motor makes it a thing to be admired. Just like the Chav personal image of bad clothes and an excess of cheap jewellery, a Chavved car is all show and no go. All (tasteless!) image with no substance. Still, there are enough Chavved vehicles out there so I guess someone must admire them - no doubt other Chavs. Everyone else though reaches for the vomit bucket! The Taste Police should set up a school to train Chavs in the art of Good taste over Bad taste!
That poor Uno. A Nova/Clio/Corsa deserves to be subjected to those kind of "modifications", but not an Uno.
Ok, for the guys and girls not familar with 'Chav's' and 'Chavving Up your motor' check out these hilarious websites for clarification.
http://www.chavscum.co.uk/
http://www.boyracerguide.co.uk/
Basically a 'Chav' is the kind of idiot you see mostly on programmes like 'Tricia'. A 'Chavved Up' motor is a car which is plastered with garish, badly fitting plastic bodykits and just about every cheap modification you can throw at a car from a Halfords store.
Most commonly Chavs fit modifications that make the car look faster but don't actually do anything at all. They also fit stuff to make it more 'Bling Bling', i.e. the more lights/ neons/ fake bits etc. that don't actually DO anything other than say 'Look at me'. That's the same philosophy that Chavs use for personal image. Lots and lots of fake jewellery, the bigger and more glitzy the better along with designer label expensive sports wear that gives their bodies the shape of a sack of spuds!
Oh, and Chav's are reknowned for only being able to write like on a mobile phone number pad. Even when a full sized keyboard is in front of them they can only write in 'txt spk'. Probably because they are too illiterate to write correctly in the first place, or because they are too lazy. Both things that Chavs are reknowned for!
So please fellow Uno fans, check these websites first before contemplating any form of 'Chavving'. Contrary to what other Chavs think, no-one else is impressed with their image nor with their cars! A Uno has decent enough lines to begin with to NOT need the Chav treatment like Novas/ Corsas/ Clios.
You have been warned!
http://www.chavscum.co.uk/
http://www.boyracerguide.co.uk/
Basically a 'Chav' is the kind of idiot you see mostly on programmes like 'Tricia'. A 'Chavved Up' motor is a car which is plastered with garish, badly fitting plastic bodykits and just about every cheap modification you can throw at a car from a Halfords store.
Most commonly Chavs fit modifications that make the car look faster but don't actually do anything at all. They also fit stuff to make it more 'Bling Bling', i.e. the more lights/ neons/ fake bits etc. that don't actually DO anything other than say 'Look at me'. That's the same philosophy that Chavs use for personal image. Lots and lots of fake jewellery, the bigger and more glitzy the better along with designer label expensive sports wear that gives their bodies the shape of a sack of spuds!
Oh, and Chav's are reknowned for only being able to write like on a mobile phone number pad. Even when a full sized keyboard is in front of them they can only write in 'txt spk'. Probably because they are too illiterate to write correctly in the first place, or because they are too lazy. Both things that Chavs are reknowned for!
So please fellow Uno fans, check these websites first before contemplating any form of 'Chavving'. Contrary to what other Chavs think, no-one else is impressed with their image nor with their cars! A Uno has decent enough lines to begin with to NOT need the Chav treatment like Novas/ Corsas/ Clios.
You have been warned!
Personally I like small degrees of Chav-ishness (Chavity?) in my Unos.
For example, my coloured silicone rubber wiper blades. Orangey-red looks cool, and leaves lots of water behind when it wipes the windscreen. They also squeak.
I paint the bottom of the bumpers - oh hang on, that would be in the 'Car Modifier' section, being a tasteful and subtle mod
My Uno Turbo has a big-bore exhaust. This was selected by a previous owner and I like it for the rumbling thunder that it provides inside the car during spirited driving. I also dislike that ringing in my ears after long trips. 'Spose I'm getting old.
But generally I don't add any weight to my cars, rather, with my Uno Turbo I removed the air conditioning equipment to save weight, and left off the front wheelarch liners and front foglights (!) for the same reason. You see, I don't think the front foglights really serve any purpose...
Hey I'm fond of BIG STEREOS too, but oddly the biggest stereo is in my decidedly-unchavish Alfa 164, and the most expensive part is the mid-range performance of the Infinity Kappa front door speakers, oh and I chose the least-flashy looking Blaupunkt London head unit
...and I chose 145 tyres for my Uno 60. I like FIAT plastic wheel covers too. OK, I'll say no more...
-Alex
For example, my coloured silicone rubber wiper blades. Orangey-red looks cool, and leaves lots of water behind when it wipes the windscreen. They also squeak.
I paint the bottom of the bumpers - oh hang on, that would be in the 'Car Modifier' section, being a tasteful and subtle mod
My Uno Turbo has a big-bore exhaust. This was selected by a previous owner and I like it for the rumbling thunder that it provides inside the car during spirited driving. I also dislike that ringing in my ears after long trips. 'Spose I'm getting old.
But generally I don't add any weight to my cars, rather, with my Uno Turbo I removed the air conditioning equipment to save weight, and left off the front wheelarch liners and front foglights (!) for the same reason. You see, I don't think the front foglights really serve any purpose...
Hey I'm fond of BIG STEREOS too, but oddly the biggest stereo is in my decidedly-unchavish Alfa 164, and the most expensive part is the mid-range performance of the Infinity Kappa front door speakers, oh and I chose the least-flashy looking Blaupunkt London head unit
...and I chose 145 tyres for my Uno 60. I like FIAT plastic wheel covers too. OK, I'll say no more...
-Alex
