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[ChrisUK]

that is where 75% of children come from, and in the longer term resentment and divorce.

Yes don't I know it. Just glad we got back together after sorting out our differences and me getting over my resentment (well nearly anyway) .

 

[jug]

i read my star sign yesturday

oh dear

 

[ChrisUK]

contraception or horoscopes?

horoscopes .

 

[Jai]

"where's the ****ing sport section!"

note: this is purely for illustrative purposes, and in no way do i, or the forum, condone violence to women, men, anyone inbtween, going either way, or extra-terrestrials

 

[jug]

me getting over my resentment (well nearly anyway)

in approx 20 years time you'll probably lose it and walk out, leaving everything you own and have worked for just so you can live in a flat in a bad part of town (while still paying the bills and expenses at the family home).

but dont worry, 3 years after that you'll meet your new love. she'll be a much younger and better looking lass, and infertile

 

[ChrisUK]

in approx 20 years time you'll probably lose it and walk out, leaving everything you own and have worked for just so you can live in a flat in a bad part of town (while still paying the bills and expenses at the family home).

Time will tell but thanks for the cynacism

 

[Chas Uno]

You trying to say she's gonna get up the duff!! .

Nothing wrong with a bit of milf back door action :devil:

 

[Munkul]

"where's the ****ing sport section!"

note: this is purely for illustrative purposes, and in no way do i, or the forum, condone violence to women, men, anyone inbtween, going either way, or extra-terrestrials

Jai, you like that picture a lot recently :chin:

 

[Jai]

Jai, you like that picture a lot recently :chin:

i use it a lot.....illustrates a point....allow yourself, for one brief moment to be that bloke in the picture, see the look of contentment on his face as he explains succintly to his woman that no, he will not be helping with the dishes, no he won't have a cushion on his armchair, and no, he won't cancel poker night with the boys to visit her sick mother in hospital.

now cast all that from your mind and see her side....brute, i only want you to say how nice my hair is, why can't you keep the toilet lid down, and i've got the decorators in.....

now really cast it from your mind....it's an illustration of a bitch slap

 

[jug]

see the look of contentment on his face

tbh yes i do

 

[Jai]

tbh yes i do

no matter how wrong it is, and it is very, very, very wrong kids, admit it, for one teeny tiny split second you wish you could feel that level of peace and calm.....

 

[Lolita]

no matter how wrong it is, and it is very, very, very wrong kids, admit it, for one teeny tiny split second you wish you could feel that level of peace and calm.....

you sound like my fella. i think he wants to kill me :chin: :shrug:

 

[jug]

i think he wants to kill me

there is no more room in the club so he'll have to join the waiting list.

 

[Lolita]

there is no more room in the club so he'll have to join the waiting list.

i'm already impressed he hasn't tried to slap me one yet. i can be annoying/awkward at the best of times:devil:

 

[Jai]

i'm already impressed he hasn't tried to slap me one yet. i can be annoying/awkward at the best of times:devil:

depends where though, if he's doing it right you won't know it's coming coz you'll be looking at the wall, and all asses, no matter how skinny have enough flesh to handle a slap..........

 

[Lolita]

depends where though, if he's doing it right you won't know it's coming coz you'll be looking at the wall, and all asses, no matter how skinny have enough flesh to handle a slap..........

hey hey spanking is completely different than a slap. him having me over his knee once a week is completely different to getting a slap for being a pain in the arse

 

[Jai]

yeah but when he says your mum/sister/best friends name at the time of strike?

and if he brings out a piece of bacon on string....just say no

 

[Lolita]

and if he brings out a piece of bacon on string....just say no

i'm veggie

 

[Dobby]

Happy Birthday to me....

No-one else but hubby, mum and a couple of friends have remembered