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Happy New Year / Happy Hogmanay
Have a good un
Have a good un
Happy New Year / Happy Hogmanay
Have a good un
Hogmanay is Scottish for new year.
I'm not back in full flow yet that happens next week
Back to the forum as normal. I'm still on my phone
Oh right. Why? Interenet problems?
Have a small confession to make. At about 10 past midnight, the couple over the road knocked on and asked if I wanted to join their party. After thinking about my beloved Mrs. Beard slaving away at work, I gave their suggestion a good 15 seconds of serious thought.....and went. She actually rang me on my mobile at about 2 asking was I alright as I hadn't answered the home phone. I told her I had just stepped into the garden to have a cigar as I didn't
herher to that :slayer:
Have a small confession to make. At about 10 past midnight, the couple over the road knocked on and asked if I wanted to join their party. After thinking about my beloved Mrs. Beard slaving away at work, I gave their suggestion a good 15 seconds of serious thought.....and went. She actually rang me on my mobile at about 2 asking was I alright as I hadn't answered the home phone. I told her I had just stepped into the garden to have a cigar as I didn't
want it to stink up the house, well I didn't want her worrying about me being seduced by a large breasted 18 year old nymphomaniac with a penchant for older men with dodgy facial hair. Did I mention that she would have very poor short range vision as well? When I came home from work tonight I confessed. Which was just as well because the wife came over about 10 minutes after I got in to ask if I'd enjoyed the party and would we like a bottle of Bacardi they had left over as neither of them liked it. Phew, that was close.