happy 2021

[dave]

its will be much the same as 2020 but instead of a shortage bog roll there will be a shortage of almost everything else.
and still no flying cars or hoverboards

 

[ben]

Back in the day this would have loads of replies already

You English need to stop using toilet paper, it's rank... get a bum gun or bidet and not worry about your andrex anymore!

 

[dave]

Back in the day this would have loads of replies already

You English need to stop using toilet paper, it's rank... get a bum gun or bidet and not worry about your andrex anymore!

we dont like a wet bum in cold winter what about the scots, Irish and welsh?

 

[DaveMcT]

Before the days of everyone getting their news on Farcebook, an old copy of The Daily Stun (other options were available) was considered adequate.

 

[ben]

we dont like a wet bum in cold winter what about the scots, Irish and welsh?

So pay the extra for a heated one then