Girls: Things that blokes do that annoy you.

[missey]

Right had enough lol so equal rights and all that

I will try to keep my list short and sweet lmao

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right...

Expecting someone that can keep a house and do DIY, to be perfect lady in front of the mother, arrange everything including kids and him... and be a sex goddess at the end of the day
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Want good head then last all of 30 seconds and think they done well lol

Watch them play that really interesting bit in the computer game

Expect us to all like chocolate, soaps, shopping and shoes and nag :bang:

Agree that they can have platonic friendships with females and there is nothing in it...until you have a good mate who is male

Try and take a ratchet out ya hand...cos girls and cars dont mix!!!

OMG there are sooo many that this is just the tip of the iceberg lol....

Go girls

 

[angel]

breathe :devil:

 

[ChrisUK]

:shakehead:

Sexist bitch :nerner:

 

[Lolita]

was waiting for this thread... LOL

don't forget they assume you are unable to drive.

 

[angel]

:shakehead:

Sexist bitch :nerner:

which one? me or missey

 

[Lolita]

re-adjust themselves. alot.

 

[ChrisUK]

which one? me or missey

Your as bad as each other .

Bitter old women waiting on their pensions :devil:.

 

[angel]

Your as bad as each other .

Bitter old women waiting on their pensions :devil:.

lol if you think so, then you must be right eh

we been through the same things in life... we know what we're talking about :0

 

[ChrisUK]

re-adjust themselves. alot.

Excuse me I dont do that and never will its disgusting. I assume you mean adjusting ones privates?.

 

[H2DaE]

I'm pretty much the opposite of everything in the first post except the sex goddess thing

 

[Lolita]

Excuse me I dont do that and never will its disgusting. I assume you mean adjusting ones privates?.

yes - admittedly not all blokes do it - but some cant seem to leave their cock/balls alone.

 

[missey]

I bet ya do (chris adjusting himself)

And why we bitter when you have matching thread...not being sexist are we chris???

 

[ChrisUK]

I bet ya do (chris adjusting himself)

And why we bitter when you have matching thread...not being sexist are we chris???

No I wasn't actually. I was the only fella on there with something possitive to say. Ok I did say you sucked at driving but I was only joshing :nerner:

I said there is no superior sex.

 

[dave]

if mrs dave see this thread ben will need to buy another server just to host her reply

 

[angel]

yes - admittedly not all blokes do it - but some cant seem to leave their cock/balls alone.

well cos no-one else will ... they have to :devil:

 

[angel]

if mrs dave see this thread ben will need to buy another server just to host her reply

thought of that when I just put ... breathe

 

[missey]

Ok I did say you sucked at driving

No we don't We pull over lol

if mrs dave see this thread ben will need to buy another server just to host her reply

See another poor woman :shakehead: lol

thought of that when I just put ... breathe

I did and i really could go on forever i reckon lol

I just thought of another important one....

When is it....when ya run a bath...they suddenly need the loo before you go in there...then leave the door shut, trapping the smell... so ya go into ya bath in hitler's chambers

 

[ChrisUK]

ROFL. Luckily my last house had 2 toilets . So IM NOT GUILTY! :nerner:

 

[Lolita]

2 toilets and my ex moved out 2 months ago.... the house is now beautifully tidy even with the dogs and i spend less time cleaning.... so it proves men can be complete dirty bastards.

 

[puntokris]

I want everybody to look at the two threads and compare.

The things that blokes do are niggles and are ultimately unimportant if you are in a loving relationship.

The girl things are mind killing, heartbreaking, head f*cking relationship killers!!!