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Black 96P Cinq Sporting
OMP Strut Brace, Apex -40mm kit, GSR F1i Induction, Pioneer ICE
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i think I need a new exhaust then Tom ;);)

There's a one way road some people use as a cut through sometimes, when I am going down that it makes me want to crash into them so much!

Thing is, one day all these people will catch up with me and kill me :(

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The last twice I've tried to point out just how much of a dick head other drivers are - using the horn alone - has got me a dented bonnet from some gorilla's fist (his mate who was hard by association was standing there saying 'Yeah - Yeah' to the first gibbon's rantings) and in the second one a knob in a new Range Rover had a mobile clamped to his ear, didn't even see me and pulled straight out in front of me on a roundabout. This obviously richer gibbon decided we needed to 'talk' at the side of the road - so I waited until he was ready to get out then simply drove past him having learnt from the first episode.

If it does get all silly one day, I have a rather stout steering bar which I'm quite sure, if used correctly in a defensive manner, could cause someone's knee to become rather sore.

Pete.

Links: 1242cc cinq, turbo cinq, Cinqs&Seis Yahoo group, Clubcento
 
Sorry Pete :( Except my bonnet being dented wouldn't be the end of the world for me. I too have met that sort of range rover driver...

I can't imagine myself ever being violent though, that worries me if i was in a self defense situation.

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gaz's protection service is avaialable to all fiat forum members:D

i do agree it is not worth putting yourself at risk, u never know what the other driver is carrying, i used too carry a sledge hammer round with me, but was stopped by the cops and given the lecture off having 'equipment to go equipped', it was my work tool, but they didnt believe me, i didnt argue cause they where good too me.

i give many drivers the one figered salute if they do stupid things on the road, i know i shouldnt cause i am asking for trouble, some day i will most probably get my reward for being a good citizen a few nights in hospitalB)

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If i had seen that 4x4 driver who ran over the 4 kids near my dad's school, i would have taken a beating and spent a few days in a hospital if it meant he hadn't gone through them at that time...

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i say that bout when i was involved in an accident with a 4x4 racing a car, i wish i had taken the full force off the impact than let him plough through a motorcycle and trapping the pillion passenger under his wheels, but the world is full off ifs and buts

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Seicento Sporting, Modified Front Bumper, Saxo Custom Spoiler, Abarth Side Skirts, Bad Boy Bonnet, Afterburner Rear Lenses, 4" Powerflow Exhaust System, Abarth 14" Alloys.
IN THE PIPELINE:
-40mm Drop or Coilovers, New Front Bumper, Rear Splitter, New Mirrors (Not the cup ones[xx(], something different)

Check out my site http://badboygaz.mysite.freeserve.com​
FIATForum stickers available PM me for details or see: https://www.fiatforum.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10000
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I try to avoid any conflict with other drivers> The cinq is a target for any other drivers, since there seems to be a mass hatred for the car> like when i got followed by the fiesta becuse he nearly drove into me:(

its best jus keeping out of it

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How much do you charge Gaz? With my current propensity for upsetting evil drivers using horn, lights and loud exhaust (on this note Paul find a really fat speed hump and drive over it really fast to knock a hole in your exhaust and make it sound big and rumbley) I will be needing your services soon-ish.

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thats why you want a twin tone horn ;)

in reply to cinqs being picked on by other drivers, ive been doing 50 on a country lane just to have some cnut with a trailer pull out infront of me, forcing me to lock all wheels and slide all the way to about a meter off his trailer, at which point i noticed the road ahead was clear so dropped into 2nd and overtook him (if there had've been a car coming i would have been able to do nothing but plough into the back of his trailer)

above is just one of many examples of people pulling out infront of me, its because the cinqs a small car, (even though mine has the abarth front bumper, which makes it look alot more "sporting", and less of a grannies car (sorry but its how its seen) lol) but at the end of the day if someone pulls out infront of me what can i do about it? absolutely nothing, saying that i do tailgate them, and i will admit that it is a bad habbit of mine, which occours if someone annoys me B)

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Anyone needs a hired goon/thug/nutcase, I'll take a fiver an hour plus expenses ;)

I upset a muppet in a Focus tonight; just driving through my village towards my road on the way back from work, would've been about 10:30. I'm doing an entirely reasonable 40mph (30 limit but straight, wide road & nobody about) yet some t*at in a Focus still sees fit to tailgate me for about 100 yards then overtake.
Bad idea, matey.
I wind the window down, give him the universal sign for "I believe you masturbate frequently", flick on full beams & fogs and speed up a bit to catch up.
Result: Knobhead brakes and pulls over, just past entrance to my road. Excellent; he wants a scrap! :D
I drive right up his tailgate as he's stopping; the second I stop I open my door (it should be mentioned that at this point I wasn't in the best of moods, what with work/girls/other s**t!) and step out the car. The halfwit must've gathered that I was a little unhinged and p*ssed-off, because no sooner had my left foot hit tarmac than the Focus was off like a rocket.
Back to the Punto, follow him a bit more just for my own evil amusement, spin round & back home. :D

Which proves one thing: Focus drivers are pussies. ;):p


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hehe, good one

i havent had my dosage off drunken idiots from last night:(, so my services are on offer from 4.50 hour, depending on what u want me to do lol.

i got sent on this self defense course courtesy off tesco, that taught me nothing, i was asked "what if someone comes at you with a knife?", i told them pick up the nearest thing and clobber them round the head with hit or kick them in the balls. I was wrong...oops:I

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Seicento Sporting, Modified Front Bumper, Saxo Custom Spoiler, Abarth Side Skirts, Bad Boy Bonnet, Afterburner Rear Lenses, 4" Powerflow Exhaust System, Abarth 14" Alloys.
IN THE PIPELINE:
-40mm Drop or Coilovers, New Front Bumper, Rear Splitter, New Mirrors (Not the cup ones[xx(], something different)

Check out my site http://badboygaz.mysite.freeserve.com​
FIATForum stickers available PM me for details or see: https://www.fiatforum.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10000
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Run like f**k! ;)

Or let them lunge at you taking their wrist and pulling their arm to your side (preventing sideways motion is difficult for the attack, try it) at which point you elbow them as hard as you can in their face, smack their hand on something hard, if they lose the knife, kick it to safety and try to restrain them.

Works great in theory, wouldn't like to try it in reality!!!

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that is exactly what they said, let them make the first move, sod that, if i aint making the first move i mite aswell just sit back and accept that im dead lol.

like u said it works in practice and theory, but i aint gonna chance that, i also said use a fire extinguisher, they said good" temporarily blind them" i said "no hit them with it" lol

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Seicento Sporting, Modified Front Bumper, Saxo Custom Spoiler, Abarth Side Skirts, Bad Boy Bonnet, Afterburner Rear Lenses, 4" Powerflow Exhaust System, Abarth 14" Alloys.
IN THE PIPELINE:
-40mm Drop or Coilovers, New Front Bumper, Rear Splitter, New Mirrors (Not the cup ones[xx(], something different)

Check out my site http://badboygaz.mysite.freeserve.com​
FIATForum stickers available PM me for details or see: https://www.fiatforum.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10000
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