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whitewabbit2001

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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
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>>Fresh from the shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my
>>husband that my breasts were too small. Instead of characteristically
>>telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion.
>>"If you want your breasts to grow, then everyday take a piece of toilet
>>paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
>>Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in
>>front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
>>"How long will this take?", I asked.
>>"They will grow larger over a period of years", my husband replies.
>>I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
>>between my breasts every day will make my breasts bigger over the years?"
>>Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
>>He is still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
>>again. Stupid, stupid man.
 
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