david bechkam jokes. please add some!

[mad_colm]

Rebecca Loos has been spotted in a bar drinking beer - apparently you don't have to be posh to swallow becks

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[mad_colm]

Michael jackson has denied rumours of a one night stand with Victoria Beckham last monday. He claims he was in Brooklyn at the time

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[minislapper]

Ewww that last one was really sick !!! [xx(]

I heard one today but can't remember it....doh !!! Don't 'do' jokes !!!

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[dave]

Originally posted by mad_colm
Michael jackson has denied rumours of a one night stand with Victoria Beckham last monday. He claims he was in Brooklyn at the time

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sick[xx(]

david beckham is cool

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[arc]

haha, funiest one yet dave


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[The Negotiator]

Yeah, I was going to say, DB is a bit of a joke on his own isn't he?!

I guess I am just envious at what he has in life from a talent.

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[dave]

Originally posted by arc
haha, funiest one yet dave


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glad you got it

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[JonnyBoy]

How do you confuse David Beckham?

Put him in a round room and tell him to p*ss in the corner

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[MrDerv]

What do David Beckham and George Michael both have in common?
They've both been caught with their pants down in Loos.

 

[Steven]

Colm, you officially a sicko! [:0]

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[rrockettman]

David Beckham was in the dressing room, proudly holding a new thermos flask.
When one of his team mates asked him what it was, he said
"Its a thermos, it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

"What you got in it then?" he was asked.

Becks replied, "Two coffees and a choc ice"


Russ

 

[dave]

turning blond girl jokes into beckham jokes not funny, give us something new

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[rrockettman]

I thought he and Posh had been made honorary blondes

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[DoG-MeAt]

IMO david beckham is a joke....when he was a normal footballer he was at least acceptable but now...*&^%^ %$£$%£*** &^*&£..i hate damn newspapers trying to cash in on this stupid rebecca loos s*** get him out OF MY FACE!!! lets have some interesting news!

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[Steven]

I agree, he's a waste of column space, but then, if you buy the right sort of paper they don't devote so much space to him.

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