Coursework!!!!!!!!!!

[Dan]

I have to hand my business c/w in tomorrow morning. You know how it is, your sat there in lessons, but theres some really addictive internet games out there. So i got distracted for a few months and just realised that ive got about 1/2 of it left to do. Im literally going to finish it tonight/early 2moro. So wish me luck all! Plus any business c/w about starting a business you wanna scan in and send me if it'll help you can go ahaead. lol

P.S. if i dont do it i get kicked off the course, and that was a personal warning.

 

[wolfracepunto]

Good luck
I know the feeling, I still had ****loads of ICT c/w to complete a couple of days before the deadline. Advice- get off the forum and get on with it

 

[imola_fowkes]

good luck hope all goes well matey

 

[Dan]

Get off the forum........ NEVER. hahahahaha.

I dont think the moderators will like you suggesting things like that. Plus im hoping it will do itself. Plus, Plus iv had a little bit to drink and it will 'problwy' make more sense in an hour!

ICT c/w was easy, business is just ****, you have to work out everything from the company name to proving the finacnial success and where finance will come from............ BORING!!!!!!

 

[wolfracepunto]

ICT c/w was easy, business is just ****, you have to work out everything from the company name to proving the finacnial success and where finance will come from............ BORING!!!!!!

AS ICT was easy yeah, but not the A2 c/w on Access! I thought I was gonna fly through it at first but then I just got stuck at one point and kept sacking it off until days before handing it in.

 

[J333EVO]

OK, name is Thaibhai (pronounced Thai buy)
Company imports Thai women aged 18-30 to be maids, housekeepers etc to the UK on 2 year contracts, at the end they are free with UK residency (oh and divorce as you must marry them to keep them here so only one at a time)
£10,000 up front from Thai person, of which you keep it for finders fee & then they only get paid minimum wage from there new "employer" while in UK with no holidays or sick pay, or benefits.

Simple, no loss making venture, with the added bonus that she mite be good looking & up for some marital enjoyment.

There course work done, you can remain on forum now!

(of course I would never condone modern day slavery)

PS its just as well none of my Thai friends come on this forum otherwise Jay, Som & John wouldn't be happy, or in fact maybe they could be my Thai contacts, mmmmmmmmmm.........

 

[JonnyBoy]

Best of British mate! I know the feeling... I went out and got absolutely w***ered last night, then realised this morning that I had to finish and hand in a project report. I knocked it out in an hour and a half, feeling sick as a pig, and took it in to my tutor who had a look and basically told me most of it was wrong :bang: hence spent all this afternoon on it too; got to rush in and hand it in tomorrow a.m. before going to p***ing Norwich for the b***arding pre-crimbo family gathering (anybody would think I had better things to do, like joining all my mates for a monster drinking sesh tomorrow, or Fabio playing a special D'n'B night down our union on Sat )...

This has turned into something of a rant. Sorry but while I'm on one, the local Indian takeaway has gone down the pan too, just wasted six quid on a friggin' awful curry

 

[Dan]

John doesnt sound very 'Thai', but then again we named a Chinese guy 'Derek' coz we couldnt be bothered to say his real name.

I am doing A2 on Access. Its alot harder than AS, but its still a piece of **** in comparison with Business Coursework.

 

[The Negotiator]

I wish I did business A2 instead of further maths AS, it was such a doss!

Best of luck

 

[Dan]

Im not completely pissed i can still think what im typing and see the keyboard, but i cant think about return on capital emploed and other crap.

 

[JonnyBoy]

John doesnt sound very 'Thai', but then again we named a Chinese guy 'Derek' coz we couldnt be bothered to say his real name.

PMSL, there's a Malaysian lad on our course who was in the same project group as me, none of us could pronounce his name so we named him Ken

 

[Dan]

I did AS maths last year and dropped it coz i got an E, best decision i ever made (dropping it meaning! not deciding not to do anything)

 

[smurfhead]

I feel for you mate. I'm doing a Graphic Design project for one of my degree modules at the moment on my PC for tomorrow. eek!

Just realised aswell, I saved all my images as .jpgs to print at home and i've made a typo on a photoshop doc and I don't have it!!! I've got to fight for a PC at uni with it on now to get it done!! EEEK!!!

 

[J333EVO]

John doesnt sound very 'Thai', but then again we named a Chinese guy 'Derek' coz we couldnt be bothered to say his real name.

I am doing A2 on Access. Its alot harder than AS, but its still a piece of **** in comparison with Business Coursework.

I know what you mean, Jay's name is Uthaiwan on her birth certificate but she's always been Jay to her family & friends, and Som translates into English as orange so thats what I call her to wind her up, but I can't even say John's Thai name. From what they have told me, even in Thailand most people have a shorter name thats easier to say. But as you know Dan there is a huge amount of foreign folk in Bournemouth, me included being Scottish!

Oh forgot to add I also knew a Korean girl who's first name was godknows so she was know by her 2nd name, Kim, much easier.

 

[The Negotiator]

AS maths was fine, A2 was, AS further was hard I am it seems naturally good at Business but found it pointless for me

 

[Helz]

I see the coursework's going well then . I can tell you from experience you won't get any done now until 2am when the forum goes quiet (and even then you'll probably go and find another forum to go read ). Good luck with it!

 

[JonnyBoy]

Heh, I did about 6 weeks of AS further maths before giving it up as a bad job standard maths was painful enough!

 

[The Negotiator]

I gave it up a few weeks before before the exam - didn't need it after I was rejected from Oxford and I was worried it might be i didn't get the grades i wanted.

 

[smurfhead]

When I did A-Levels, I started doing AS Maths. I did that paper in the January where Ed-Excel really messed up BIG time and I wasn't getting on with it very well except Statistics so I decided my time would be better spent in the canteen for 4 more hours every week.

Heh, I did about 6 weeks of AS further maths before giving it up as a bad job standard maths was painful enough!

 

[Dan]

I use to work for a company called unysis scanning mandates for signatures, which had aload of other info on their. We had a few funny ones, even 'Jesus Christ' We also got confused by one 'guy that signed Ms, that came with a sex change document. No photos luckily. :yuck:

And archh neh ye eent foreign, u be one of oos. (like the accent. i try. )