Computer tech help needed

[HP]

I know which end of a spanner I'm supposed to hospitalise myself with, but computers are a bit of a grey area - well, I am 35!

The font sizes have gone all doo-lally, my sig on here looks huge and it's supposed to be tiny. Google looks like it's in a format for the partially blind.

Now I am male, and am expecting the blindness - physical activity links to sprout up, and we're in the Leisure Lounge, so game on ...

Any idea what numb-nuts here has done?

Answers on a biscuit...

 

[Luke]

you using Internet Expolorer?

 

[Stu DemonD]

Hmm, if on IE try top toolbar - View-->Text size...

 

[Luke]

If you are, click View>> Text Size>> Medium

 

[Stilo Alian]

If you have a Scrolling wheel on your mouse hold down the "CTRL" key and scroll and this will adjust the size of the writing OR doo what they said.......

 

[whitewabbit2001]

pete. ring drew!!!

 

[HP]

If you are, click View>> Text Size>> Medium

woohoo, sorted - cheers

I never said I was clever!

 

[whitewabbit2001]

ring drew he im my technical support,,, lol

 

[Alex]

I know which end of a spanner I'm supposed to hospitalise myself with

Lol... there's a specific end?

 

[GhostWKD]

hello testicle support? lmao

 

[HP]

Lol... there's a specific end?

Apparently it has to be the sharpest, heaviest or pointiest end!

 

[Alex]

Apparently it has to be the sharpest, heaviest or pointiest end!

Oh, thats where I've been going wrong

 

[JonnyBoy]

Try a 13mm spanner, if that doesn't work then whack it with a mash hammer. Works for cars...

 

[HP]

Offensive language is a pre-requisite. Proper swearing (and I mean cultured over many a year of grazed knuckles, broken fingers and hacksaw wounds) can be even more effective into scaring parts into submission.

An evil stare works as well as WD40 to start and free things off, too

 

[JonnyBoy]

Yep, I am now at that magical point where I can undo bolts just by looking at them and unleashing a torrent of abuse... no need to even lift a spanner... :devil:

 

[Helz]

Yep, I am now at that magical point where I can undo bolts just by looking at them and unleashing a torrent of abuse... no need to even lift a spanner... :devil:

That must be how the magical soap mechanics do it