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Just wondering what different meanings people have for the word CHAV/CHAVVY ! it comes up alot in this forum, usualy gettin blamed for sumin. Post your Opinions 
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The Definition Of A Chav
Derived from Chatham in Kent, this term can be applied loosely to every culture with a nasty, thieving element. There are many variants of this creature but all are subject to the following commonalities:
Chavs are completely Amoral, having never been subjected to right and wrong by their inattentive, uncaring and often absent parents.
Chavs are part Magpie, evidentially supported by their love of all things shiny, or as vaccuous, illiterate street-slang would say 'Bling'. They can be seen twokking from the Jewelry counter in Argos/Index.
Whatever their ethnic background, Chavs have a built-in affinity to hip-hop/R&B, even if they are inherently racist (see the Scottish). They see their life as glamorous and cool.
Chavs are for the most part, extremely stupid. However, some of them render a form of low cunning, which can be misinterpreted as intelligence. However this is false. A Chav has no desire to better themself through honest means nor learn anything outside of car modification.
All chavs think that they are nails. Again, this is false. Sitting in a beaten up nova smoking lamberts does not precipitate a healthy body. The irony being that a Chav owns mainly sportswear, yet will only break a sweat if running from the police.
Chavs are incredibly fertile beasts, and are highly successful breeders. Where they come unstuck is having to look after the offspring which their 13 yr old drunken fumble produces. More often that not the child will grow to be a Chav, having received no more guidance on life than the parent.
Chavs have a fond love for cars, as well as a Vin Diesel fixation. Rather than buy a nice car to start with, a chav will spend all their dole and tax-free labouring cash on upgrading a 10 year old car with 200,000 miles on the clock. The end product will invariably be a luminous monstrosity with at least one serious collision to it's name.
An example of appropriate usage is as follows: Come back with my bumper, you ****ing Chav thief.
Derived from Chatham in Kent, this term can be applied loosely to every culture with a nasty, thieving element. There are many variants of this creature but all are subject to the following commonalities:
Chavs are completely Amoral, having never been subjected to right and wrong by their inattentive, uncaring and often absent parents.
Chavs are part Magpie, evidentially supported by their love of all things shiny, or as vaccuous, illiterate street-slang would say 'Bling'. They can be seen twokking from the Jewelry counter in Argos/Index.
Whatever their ethnic background, Chavs have a built-in affinity to hip-hop/R&B, even if they are inherently racist (see the Scottish). They see their life as glamorous and cool.
Chavs are for the most part, extremely stupid. However, some of them render a form of low cunning, which can be misinterpreted as intelligence. However this is false. A Chav has no desire to better themself through honest means nor learn anything outside of car modification.
All chavs think that they are nails. Again, this is false. Sitting in a beaten up nova smoking lamberts does not precipitate a healthy body. The irony being that a Chav owns mainly sportswear, yet will only break a sweat if running from the police.
Chavs are incredibly fertile beasts, and are highly successful breeders. Where they come unstuck is having to look after the offspring which their 13 yr old drunken fumble produces. More often that not the child will grow to be a Chav, having received no more guidance on life than the parent.
Chavs have a fond love for cars, as well as a Vin Diesel fixation. Rather than buy a nice car to start with, a chav will spend all their dole and tax-free labouring cash on upgrading a 10 year old car with 200,000 miles on the clock. The end product will invariably be a luminous monstrosity with at least one serious collision to it's name.
An example of appropriate usage is as follows: Come back with my bumper, you ****ing Chav thief.
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You are Chav that is my definition
nah it isnt from kent
Perhaps he lies about his address?
not another.....
Chavs, Hoodies, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charva, Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Skangers, Scutters, Janners, Stigs, Scallies, Hood Rats, whatever you know them as, this site is about them, Britain's ASBO peasant underclass that are breeding faster than vermin and are over our towns and cities!
Since I started this site in December 2003, spotting a chav has changed a lot. The chavs have finally caught on to the ‘Burberry effect’, namely any luxury brand they touch instantly becomes tarnished. It is only in the most backward of chavtowns can you still spot a chav sporting the now infamous Burberry baseball cap. Although the chav world has changed a lot, chavs still have an unwritten dress code that makes them unmistakeable. Here we present our new guide to Chav Spotting!
The Chav
Baseball Caps
Hoodies
Tracksuits
Trainers
Sovereign Rings
Gold Chains
The Chavette
Croydon Facelift
Fake San Tropez Tan
Big Hoopy Gold Earings
Big Dangly Pendants
Pram Face
Plastered on Slap
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Chavs, Hoodies, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charva, Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Skangers, Scutters, Janners, Stigs, Scallies, Hood Rats, whatever you know them as, this site is about them, Britain's ASBO peasant underclass that are breeding faster than vermin and are over our towns and cities!
Since I started this site in December 2003, spotting a chav has changed a lot. The chavs have finally caught on to the ‘Burberry effect’, namely any luxury brand they touch instantly becomes tarnished. It is only in the most backward of chavtowns can you still spot a chav sporting the now infamous Burberry baseball cap. Although the chav world has changed a lot, chavs still have an unwritten dress code that makes them unmistakeable. Here we present our new guide to Chav Spotting!
The Chav
Baseball Caps
Hoodies
Tracksuits
Trainers
Sovereign Rings
Gold Chains
The Chavette
Croydon Facelift
Fake San Tropez Tan
Big Hoopy Gold Earings
Big Dangly Pendants
Pram Face
Plastered on Slap
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i stole that paragraph :nerner:
yeh lol i guessed
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ginn.NFS
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Hoos a chav.
I was hopin for personal opinions but that first post just about sumd it up lol.
#Ohh big words im scared
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Im no skitz
Did you ever go to school?
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No chav's are living proof that conception can happen from butt f***ing :devil:
Chavs quote :
"Alright boss, Can yer Borrow me 20p fa fone?"
or their number one insult D**Kheeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaadd!
well they are round here,,, but TBH donnys chav central, highest aids and teenage preggers in the uk
"Alright boss, Can yer Borrow me 20p fa fone?"
or their number one insult D**Kheeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaadd!
well they are round here,,, but TBH donnys chav central, highest aids and teenage preggers in the uk
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@ steely i thought it was Wigan with highest teenage pregnancy rate?
Possibly, donny was at one time then
youtube this:
Devvo - Donny Soldier
perfectly shows what a dump donny really is, not putting the link on as i dont think its suitable lol
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ye why ?
i got told of by my dad once for calling donny a dump.
he asked why i never went shopping to donny, and i said that york or the white rose centre was nice because it has better shops and parking, and then said that i thought donny was a bit of a dump.
he then saw the error of his ways when telling me off for saying it was a dump when he went to do some work for someone and ended up with wing mirrors smashed of his van in a part of it
