Birds

[M111CYY]

I have come to seriously dislike birds.
Ever since i washed my car on saturday all they've done is poo all over the windows.:bang:

they should be more considerate and miss the car, im sick of cleanin it off all the time

 

[Jamie]

I have come to seriously dislike birds.
Ever since i washed my car on saturday all they've done is poo all over the windows.:bang:

they should be more considerate and miss the car, im sick of cleanin it off all the time

i have a black car.

my god do they like to s**t all over it.

spent three hours saturday doing everything on mine.

only to come out sunday morning and to find they had yet again dive bombed massive turds onto every panel of it!?! :bang:

 

[sammiboo]

as i have said before - i would rather a bird poo on my car than a dog etc

 

[Chas Uno]

as i have said before - i would rather a bird poo on my car than a dog etc

I've never seen a bird poo on a dog before?

 

[Venters]

I have come to seriously dislike birds.
Ever since i washed my car on saturday all they've done is poo all over the windows.:bang:

they should be more considerate and miss the car, im sick of cleanin it off all the time

Women round your way sound strange!
But it's no reason to turn gay.

 

[faster4_tec]

'pool can be a strange place, mainly down the smog from middleburg


I was in carlisle today and lookiing around the dealerships (got a test drive in a lupo 1.4 tdi, and a 1.6 16v gti, me like ) and look'd like a squadren of 200+ birds had done EVERY single car in kingstown!!!

 

[Randomman]

If a bird dumped on my car I'd dump her!

 

[GhostWKD]

lmao my gf had a bird poo equivilant to the nuke on her car teh other day i think... imagain a bmw mini (bigi) with 1/2 the bonnet covered with 1 hit... god knows what that bird ate that day

 

[M111CYY]

i think they're out to get me now.
Theres three splatters on the windscreen where the wipers cant get, and now a splatter on the roof.

grrrrrr

 

[jug]

park somewhere else :idea:

 

[luvduvs]

Mine's normally parked indoors, but today I left it parked outside for only about three hours, came back, and it was full of sh*t.. :bang:

Anyone know how to tell if its bird crap or bat crap?

 

[jug]

it was full of sh*t.. :bang:

shouldnt leave the windows open

Anyone know how to tell if its bird crap or bat crap?

bats are mammals so their crap looks completely different to bird crap. for a start it doesnt have that white liquid.

 

[luvduvs]

shouldnt leave the windows open

I hadn't..

 

[jug]

then how was it full of shat? do you have a convertible?

 

[luvduvs]

do you have a convertible?

Convertible GP? Sounds like fun!

I meant the roof/bonnet etc were covered in crap..

 

[jug]

I meant the roof/bonnet etc were covered in crap..

yes i know
i was been pedantic

 

[luvduvs]

yes i know
i was been pedantic

Difference sense of humour I guess

 

[Venters]

yes i know
i was been pedantic

You??

 

[Turbodiesel]

I try not to park near trees, however bug splats can get pretty annoying when the front of your car is plastered with them

 

[Jamie]

I try not to park near trees, however bug splats can get pretty annoying when the front of your car is plastered with them

and when they dont properly remove themselves from the windscreen with aid from a wiper. :bang: