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Liam

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"Daddy, how did I come into being ?"

OK, my son, time has come to do some man-to-man talking:

Daddy has met mommy in a chatroom, after sending lots of e-mails and
exchanging some .jpg´s and .bmp´s we decided to deepen the case.
So we handed out our mobile numbers and met in a cyber-café.
Later both of us ended up in the lavatory because mom wanted to do
a few "downloads" from daddy´s "memory stick".
As daddy was ready for the "uploading", we realized that we forgot about
installing a proper "firewall".
But it was to late to choose the "cancel" or "escape" button ...
Unfortunetaly we deleted the "do you really want to upload"-message in
the "settings" below "options".
Mommy´s "virus-scan" hasn´t been "upgraded" since a few weeks and failed
to detect and fight daddy´s intruding "blaster-worm".
After contacting a "system-admin" some days later we received the "rated download time is nine months"-message.


Liam
 
That reminds me a bit of the letter that was full of inuendo and at the end it said it was about a kid at the dentist.

For anyone who has never heard or read that, sorry you don't know WTF I'm talking about.
 
LOL... A few ideas for chat-up lines me thinks! ;)
 
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