No, no threesome stories in this thread unfortunately. 
Last night walking home from the pics last night with the wife, these four young 'uns in their bangers (a mk1 Ford Focus with a Transformers body kit, a mk2 Clio with a Transformers bodykit, an old Civic EK9 type but not a Type R with stupid alloys, and an old VW Caddy, scraping...yes scraping along the road).
They were all tanking it down this 30mph road, so I said to the wife:
"Argh, where's the f*cking traffic cops when you need 'em?"
But you rarely see them in the inner city, so my hopes were low. Anyway, randomly this big old Jeep Cherokee comes haring after them, probably about 10 seconds behind, straight across a roundabout at I'd say roughly 45-50mph and accelerating, I'd imagine trying to catch up with his mates.
Now here's the best part. I again turned to my wife and said:
"FFS, why are they never about when you..."
And what comes roaring up behind it? A nice, big, unmarked VW Passat. As soon as it came over the roundabout I knew it the boys in blue. The feeling of satisfaction when it's lights came on was untold. Absolutely untold. It was one of those moments where nothing in the world seemed bad. Just wish he'd been tailing those four bellends that initially went past.
LOVED IT.
There was obviously more of them again about 20 secs later, a Lupo and some Corsas but they crawled past as soon as they saw the lights. Hilarious.
Last night walking home from the pics last night with the wife, these four young 'uns in their bangers (a mk1 Ford Focus with a Transformers body kit, a mk2 Clio with a Transformers bodykit, an old Civic EK9 type but not a Type R with stupid alloys, and an old VW Caddy, scraping...yes scraping along the road).
They were all tanking it down this 30mph road, so I said to the wife:
"Argh, where's the f*cking traffic cops when you need 'em?"
But you rarely see them in the inner city, so my hopes were low. Anyway, randomly this big old Jeep Cherokee comes haring after them, probably about 10 seconds behind, straight across a roundabout at I'd say roughly 45-50mph and accelerating, I'd imagine trying to catch up with his mates.
Now here's the best part. I again turned to my wife and said:
"FFS, why are they never about when you..."
And what comes roaring up behind it? A nice, big, unmarked VW Passat. As soon as it came over the roundabout I knew it the boys in blue. The feeling of satisfaction when it's lights came on was untold. Absolutely untold. It was one of those moments where nothing in the world seemed bad. Just wish he'd been tailing those four bellends that initially went past.
LOVED IT.
There was obviously more of them again about 20 secs later, a Lupo and some Corsas but they crawled past as soon as they saw the lights. Hilarious.
