A Scousers Festive Tune.

[dawn_of_time]

You gotta sing this to the tune of Cliff Richards "Mistletoe and Wine"

Christmas time, drunkenness and crime,
Children paying-in filth and grime,
With cars on fire-and trainees under tree,
Time to rejoice- in be-ing scally,
It's a time for stealing, a time for receiving,
Knock-off gear- worra great feeling
Why pay top dollar-you can nick it for free,
Just like our lecky,-gas and tv
It's Christmas time, arthur bliss all the time
Nicking ciggies, - spirits and wine
Wearing shell suits and nykees - all knocked off gear
It's great getting arthur bliss on someone else's beer
It's a time for drinking - six packs of stella
Dat yer got-from some dodgy fella
Christmas is sound - christmas is best
God bless Cilla and the DHSS
Christmas time- time to joy-ride
Then go and visit- family inside
With dad on a six stretch- and sis up the duff
This "city of culcher" can get pretty rough
So next time your driving- through liverpool-city
You may just know why - the streets look so sh*t
So keep a sharp eye out - for those dodgy deals
But dont drive too slow - or we'll pinch all four wheels.

[8D]
Hope you find this as funny as i did, cos most of my relatives are scousers.

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[Lester Piglet]

Well Dawn, actually I find this very offensive.
Imagine mentioning Cliff Richard.

Les Ross
Certified by a
Professional

 

[wimmy]

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[dawn_of_time]

lol. Love it.
glad my relatives are from melling or i'd have been offended

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[Eco]

Hmmmm...... ;O)

Andy McC

3dr Scilla Red Stilo 1.2 Active :O)

 

[dawn_of_time]

eco
where abouts in liverpool are you from :I

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