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We are ticht fir a reason, all Scots are saving towards a country based vasectomy, we plan on getting England chopped off and towed out to sea and scuppered! :p

Like God said.... There has to be a ying for every yang. God created Scotland the most Beatiful country on the planet, where the best alcohol is made from its crystal clear streams, but for this lovely ying he had to make a yang. So he put the worst folk on the planet next door to us! [:eek:)]

53 plate, Stilo 3-door, Sassy grey, Alloys to follow, 1.2 Active, 5-Disc CD-Changer -- 45mpg!
 
I dont know how do you sleep at night ... or you are affraid to sleep cause someone might steal your car :) have you heard of racing tracks ... just go there and get the top speed ... at least GB has a couple of them ...
and please do not try to convince me that ALL the roads have cameras ... its just the one you often use ... and your mpg does not allow you to go other non-cammera road and test the car ...
when i was young a friend of mine bought a wonderfull football ... ad he never let us played with his football ... did you know what happend to it? blown to pieces by BUS the first time played.

FIAT STILO 1.6 3dR Tiziano Red
Sub=Pioneer TS WX20LPA
AUTOMOBILE SK
 
Quote:
"God created Scotland the most Beatiful country on the planet"

Ever been out of Scotland anytime......????

Been their, don´t think so, sorry....

[8D]

Janevj, my top speed is 218 Km. Whe also have police filming us with BMW 330D and Subaru Impreza WRX prodrive.




V.[}:)]

STILO 1.9 JTD 115 Dynamic 5D
 
The Scottish.

Poor, high unemployment, worst health in Europe, bad teeth, ugly, very cold climate, crap cuisine (see Haggis) would you like me to go on or do you get the picture ???

FIAT Stilo Sport. Pretty Much Bog Standard Really. Rear Roof Spoiler,
Sill Protectors, Aluminium Foot Pedals, Eibach 30mm Drop Springs.
 
Sorry, let me add to the, crap racing drivers, (see Coulthard), back to ugly, etc! :p

FIAT Stilo Sport. Pretty Much Bog Standard Really. Rear Roof Spoiler,
Sill Protectors, Aluminium Foot Pedals, Eibach 30mm Drop Springs.
 
haha DC ... ugly and poor ... i cannot understand how can a man be so optimistic ... he says that he'll win the title 5years in a row ... and all he does is parking in the pit:)

VitSov i would sacrafise a police penalty to get to the top speed ... isnt it worth?

FIAT STILO 1.6 3dR Tiziano Red
Sub=Pioneer TS WX20LPA
AUTOMOBILE SK
 
I'm waiting for Stiloboy to respond to this! :D

Should be good!

FIAT Stilo Sport. Pretty Much Bog Standard Really. Rear Roof Spoiler,
Sill Protectors, Aluminium Foot Pedals, Eibach 30mm Drop Springs.
 
Typical English. Ganging up on Stiloboy just because he told the truth. TC wouldn't like Scotland anyway since the cold weather makes things shrink even more.;)
DC is such a thick Scot that he has managed to end up the seventh richest in Scotland with a personal wealth of over 35 million quid. Not bad for someone who has won sweet FA![8D]
As for the myth of the mean Scot, that has been proved wrong on many occasions - check the highest per capita amount raised by Children in Need for example. Proof, if anyone needed it, is simply to ask a Yorkshireman when he last bought a round. (sharing drinks with people who share DNA doesn't count)
I rest my case.

"When you sit in a Focus RS or a Golf R32 it’s like sitting in a commercial for Lynx aftershave. When you sit in an 147 GTA it’s like sitting in a Venetian’s hand-made suitcase."
 
DC would obviously top Scotlands rich list with their being hardly anyone there! :p

How many people in Scotland ???

Anyway Scottish people, someone once told me that Scotland is so small and insignificant, that if you fly a helicopter 200 feet above it and spit, you'll miss! :p Is that correct?

FIAT Stilo Sport. Pretty Much Bog Standard Really. Rear Roof Spoiler,
Sill Protectors, Aluminium Foot Pedals, Eibach 30mm Drop Springs.
 
What a knowlegable chappie you are TC..... Spitting is a red card offence but from the sound of things you would miss anyway!

"When you sit in a Focus RS or a Golf R32 it’s like sitting in a commercial for Lynx aftershave. When you sit in an 147 GTA it’s like sitting in a Venetian’s hand-made suitcase."
 
5 Million folk in Scotland, only the same as there is in that sess pit called London! :D

I know one of DC's Cousins, one fit chick! :p

Just so you know i live in Fife, Fife has no fixed speed camera's, but we've more than out fair share of white vans with camera's in the back of them! No roads are safe, so no point in driving like a tit! [:X]

53 plate, Stilo 3-door, Sassy grey, Alloys to follow, 1.2 Active, 5-Disc CD-Changer -- 45mpg!
 
Ah, knew I'd get a rise from you guys, all in good spirit! :D

FIAT Stilo Sport. Pretty Much Bog Standard Really. Rear Roof Spoiler,
Sill Protectors, Aluminium Foot Pedals, Eibach 30mm Drop Springs.
 
No offence taken. We are always happy to educate you poor ignorant folks from down Souff;)

"When you sit in a Focus RS or a Golf R32 it’s like sitting in a commercial for Lynx aftershave. When you sit in an 147 GTA it’s like sitting in a Venetian’s hand-made suitcase."
 
Aye, but you have to agree, DC is one hell of an ugly squarehead! :D

FIAT Stilo Sport. Pretty Much Bog Standard Really. Rear Roof Spoiler,
Sill Protectors, Aluminium Foot Pedals, Eibach 30mm Drop Springs.
 
You only say that as the English are a bunch of chinless wonders! :p

Wots wrong with a square head, other than the fact if he had a square helment it might harm his McLarens aerodynamics, not that McLaren need much help in screwing up their cars! [8D]

53 plate, Stilo 3-door, Sassy grey, Alloys to follow, 1.2 Active, 5-Disc CD-Changer -- 45mpg!
 
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