No Puntobloke, I seriously do live just north of Carlisle, seriously can see Scotland from my window and seriously did live there for six years until 18 months ago when I moved back to the dark side of the border
Mack-minted I know the feeling of being on your own, despite my car being spotted locally twice I am still the only Cumbrian regular and travel to any events in an uncreasingly familiar convoy of one