Type 1:
**** who you pull out into the outside lane for on a dual carriageway so they can get out. They then match you exactly for speed right beside you so you have to speed up or slow down to get back in. Usually remedied by accelerating, pulling in front, dropping a gear and using engine braking to slow back down without brake lights. Repeat their tactic if they then try to pass you.
Type 2:
**** who refuses resolutely to indicate as they approach a roundabout and you have to stop, thinking their lack of indicating means they are going straight on across your path. Then said **** turns left so you didn't need to stop anyway. Usual remedy is to approach all roundabouts with driver's window down in anticipation so you can hurl abuse and gestures without hindrance of glass.
Type 3:
**** who drives at 42mph through a 60 limit so you pass them. Limit changes to 30mph, you (being a FF member will of course) slow down to 30mph, said **** continues on at 42mph and passes you, only to get in the way again when limit changes back to 60mph. Usual remedy is to not bloody well let them past in the 30 limit.
Type 4:
**** who drives up a slip road and barges you on main road out of the way cos it's their bloody road and what the hell are you doing on it anyway. Usual remedy is to stand your ground and not let them in under any circumstances.
Type 5:
**** who refuses point blank to acknowledge your act of gross kindness when you let them in/out. Usual remedy is really down to you, depending on your level of infuriation. Hand gestures and pulling faces wil usually suffice, as they won't ever use the mirror to see you anyway and it'll make you feel better. Profanity is always an option, depending of course on your choice of passenger.
Type 6:
**** who will not, under any circumstances, pull in from the 2nd or 3rd lane of a road when there isn't another car within 40 miles. Usual remedy is to pass them on the inside or drive behind with beams, front fogs and horn in full fury.
Type 7:
Twats who stop at a roundabout, then look to see if anything is coming. These are the type of people who have to stop walking if they need to talk as their neural functioning isn't up to the job of carrying out more than one task at a time. Usual remedy is largely irrelevant, as when you pass them they will be deep in thought at the prospect of getting said Nissan into 1st gear to pull away as a car approaches and won't see you or the near accident they cause anyway.
Type 8:
**** who has to park within 18 inches of a shop door, even if it means wrongly using disabled or mum & baby spaces, parking on double yellows or taxi spaces. Usual remedy is when you follow them into the car park, choose a space away from the door and walk past them into said shop shaking your head while they spend 15 mins looking for a space saving them 30 seconds of walking.
Type 9:
Twats who beeped at you when you passed them at 95mph during the petrol crisis. Usual remedy was to laugh and shout "Burn it if you've got it!". Puffs.
Type 10:
Twats who wait at a traffic light until the green light shows before releasing the handbrake, selecting first gear and pulling away happy in their ignorance that not pulling away sooner means the traffic sensors in the road think there's no cars there and stop the other 99 cars in the queue from getting through. Usual remedy is as in type 5 above.
Think I'll stop now. Can you tell I've had a bad day?[
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Pete.
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