or some1 letting down a tyre 
fake dump valves!!
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GhostWKD said:or some1 letting down a tyre
lol yeah
Thanks I'll award myself a gold star then.puntobloke said:ok people,now,just to put your minds at rest,i never had any intention of putting one of these on my car,as darkcircuit will verify
and according to the poll we have no chavs on the forum!!!
i see one at stanford wearing strippy joggers and white trainerspuntobloke said:
NO NO NO, there so chavvy!- (any one want to buy one for my car LOL.)
do not buy one! unless its for my car.
LOL.)do not buy one! unless its for my car.
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dave said:i see one at stanford wearing strippy joggers and white trainers
Lol!
Wasn't that Sammi? DONT DO IT !!!
My mate has put 1 on his 1.1 Pug 106, and I put my head down when we go to cruises etc, and he drops it ! LOL.
My mate has put 1 on his 1.1 Pug 106, and I put my head down when we go to cruises etc, and he drops it ! LOL.
You can only fit one to your car if it is resprayed in Burberry as well....
Come on! What answer did you expect from a poll like this? The thing that suprises me is not so much that there are people/ companies making all these 'fake' kits, but more that there are people who actually go out and BUY them.
Why not record the sound of a V8 engine, then play it through the subwoofer of a Chavved up Nova? I'm sure that most of the public will believe that a V8 sits under the bonnet, even though there isn't physically enough room for one. And the fact that the pee shooter rear exhaust obviously isn't big enough for 8 cylinders. And the fact that the performance is lethargic and matches that of a bog standard/ shagged out 1 litre. And the fact that there is a spotty oik with white trainers, tracksuit bottoms with Burberry cap sitting in the driving seat. And the fact that this is a neon lit Nova with 'me too!' Lexus rear lights, tasteless bodykit, bad boy bonnet covering half the headlights with any hole that could be meshed now full of silver chicken wire.
'Tis a sad world indeed if people get taken in with all this fake rubbish!
Come on! What answer did you expect from a poll like this? The thing that suprises me is not so much that there are people/ companies making all these 'fake' kits, but more that there are people who actually go out and BUY them.
Why not record the sound of a V8 engine, then play it through the subwoofer of a Chavved up Nova? I'm sure that most of the public will believe that a V8 sits under the bonnet, even though there isn't physically enough room for one. And the fact that the pee shooter rear exhaust obviously isn't big enough for 8 cylinders. And the fact that the performance is lethargic and matches that of a bog standard/ shagged out 1 litre. And the fact that there is a spotty oik with white trainers, tracksuit bottoms with Burberry cap sitting in the driving seat. And the fact that this is a neon lit Nova with 'me too!' Lexus rear lights, tasteless bodykit, bad boy bonnet covering half the headlights with any hole that could be meshed now full of silver chicken wire.
'Tis a sad world indeed if people get taken in with all this fake rubbish!
do novas have lexus lights? i feel bad now with my lexus lights
i feel bad now with my lexus lights 
I say yes go for it, It gives me a good laugh !
I heard/saw a diesel peugeot with the fake chav-valve sound driving up town on saturday, and I almost wet myself!!
Basically with a real chav-valve, you get a tiny "Tisch" if you are driving normally, and an almighty "WAAAP-TISSCH" if gunning it. Well with the speaker kit, it doesn't know if you are caning it or not. So this guy was trundling along and every time he let of the gas an Almighty "WAAAP-TISSCH" was sounded, totally out of synch with the engine and indeed you would need to run about 2 bar of boost for the same volume.
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I heard/saw a diesel peugeot with the fake chav-valve sound driving up town on saturday, and I almost wet myself!!
Basically with a real chav-valve, you get a tiny "Tisch" if you are driving normally, and an almighty "WAAAP-TISSCH" if gunning it. Well with the speaker kit, it doesn't know if you are caning it or not. So this guy was trundling along and every time he let of the gas an Almighty "WAAAP-TISSCH" was sounded, totally out of synch with the engine and indeed you would need to run about 2 bar of boost for the same volume.
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pinin__prestatyn said:I say yes go for it, It gives me a good laugh !
I heard/saw a diesel peugeot with the fake chav-valve sound driving up town on saturday, and I almost wet myself!!
Basically with a real chav-valve, you get a tiny "Tisch" if you are driving normally, and an almighty "WAAAP-TISSCH" if gunning it. Well with the speaker kit, it doesn't know if you are caning it or not. So this guy was trundling along and every time he let of the gas an Almighty "WAAAP-TISSCH" was sounded, totally out of synch with the engine and indeed you would need to run about 2 bar of boost for the same volume.
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How do you know mr peugeot wasn't running an uprated actuator?
bennyboy said:Lol!
couldnt have been me, i was wearing trousers not joggers
they was joggerssammiboo said:couldnt have been me, i was wearing trousers not joggers
thinks she's a posh chav
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this is her other cap
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serin said:this is her other cap
OMG soooooo funny!!
that is class,new avatar me thinks
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