What best defines a Kev aka Chav?

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What best defines a Kev aka Chav?

defo the nova or burberry, possibly the jewllery too lol :p

and btw, oi i listen to s**te music with window down at times :p

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Burberry without a shadow of doubt!!!

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burberry cap not all chaves drive novas (not saysing any names dan)
oh and kev drives a jag:D

EDIT kev now drives a bravo:)

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Why did Burberry ever become trendy? [xx(]

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The nova, the cap and the jewellery :D. I agree with the window down bit - they're always the ones holding the door or the roof on in the summer (no bloody wonder if they're driving crap cars).

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LOL, I have to vote the burberry!

Anyway, what's wrong with having the window open?! It reminds me of the summer - which i love! What's wrong with having your arm holding the roof in traffic for example? I personally have some weird habbit of having my hand up in the air, holding onto something usually, just feels comfortable, so maybe I have a medical reason lol.

Why, oh why, did burberry ever get fashionable, does ANYBODY like it?!

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The ultimate status symbol for the scum in South Yorkshire is tracksuit pants tucked into socks. Do Chavs anywhere else do this??


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That came from France and some of mainland Europe, I can't believe it took on! We used to mock the 'ard French guys for doing it (only the "cool" ones did it!

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ah now i know, I have seen one person with the sock thing at a little cheff near the M25 at brentwood, i wondered wtf he was doing i thought he had been riding a bike but he got into a car confused me at the time.

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I always wondered if having to tuck my trousers into my sock on the right side of my bike made me look like a "proper idiot", now I realise I look "proper bo". My sister's friend's dad used to put his trousers in his socks when driving....[8D][8D]...he must have been ahead of the times!

I would be tempted to go up the the guy and quite quietly saying "I don't mean to embarress you but your trousers are in your sock *pull a sorry face and walk away*"



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LOL @ Sie, quite probably! We obviously just aren't bling bling enough to have a bad leg ;)

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