Right, you 'orrible lot. I had a (relatively) minor stroke back in April and I've been given a tentative OK to start staring at a computer screen again, so watch your step, I'm keeping an eye on you.
To celebrate my return, on the drive from Middlesbrough back to Mancland, I caught a glimpse of a number of clean looking FIATs on a 2nd hand dealer's forecourt, and then just a brief sign of the following words: Walkers of Northallerton.
Bringing the Giulietta to a fairly brisk halt (forgetting that it stops a little quicker than the Panda) caught both Mrs. Beard in the passenger seat and the texting driver of the following Audi by surprise.
I got out and had a stroll along, taking a look at a very clean 11 plate Panda Easy and a number of 4X4s, I then wandered as far as the showroom window and saw a red and a white Delta Integrale lurking inside.
25 minutes later, Mrs. Beard came and managed to peel my tongue off the glass and drag me back to the Alfa.
Still, I'm better now, probably.
To celebrate my return, on the drive from Middlesbrough back to Mancland, I caught a glimpse of a number of clean looking FIATs on a 2nd hand dealer's forecourt, and then just a brief sign of the following words: Walkers of Northallerton.
Bringing the Giulietta to a fairly brisk halt (forgetting that it stops a little quicker than the Panda) caught both Mrs. Beard in the passenger seat and the texting driver of the following Audi by surprise.
I got out and had a stroll along, taking a look at a very clean 11 plate Panda Easy and a number of 4X4s, I then wandered as far as the showroom window and saw a red and a white Delta Integrale lurking inside.
25 minutes later, Mrs. Beard came and managed to peel my tongue off the glass and drag me back to the Alfa.
Still, I'm better now, probably.
It's been somewhat quiet without you.
