Now then, lad, you can't get away with that kind of Manchester talk on the Fiat Forum.
You are about to enter the world of Panda ownership, where super reliability is the norm.
These cars are not the Ford or Vauxhall rubbish that you are used to.
My daughter number 1, 4 year old Panda 1.1 Active, 37,000 miles and not a single fault.
Daughter number 2, 2.5 year old Corsa D, 25,000 miles. Already needed front pads and discs and now awaiting new steering rack due to groaning noise at low speed (her and the car).
So, wash your mouth out with soap and water and get Dennis to give you a lift to the Trafford Centre.