Sorry -- it had to be done.... :nutter:
Pandamian Parody
Is this the real life?
Is this just Pandasy?
Caught in a buying spree,
No escape from plurality.
Open your sunnies,
Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a FIAT boy, I need no sympathy,
Because I’m easy buy, hard to sell,
4x4, 750L,
Anyway the rust goes doesn’t really matter to me, to me.
Mama, just bought a car,
Yet another, and it’s red,
Loaded eBay from my bed.
Mama, driving’s just for fun,
But now I know I’ll watch it rot away.
Mama, ooh,
Didn’t mean to hit on buy,
If I’m not back again this time tomorrow,
RAC, RAC, as my car will be in tatters.
Too late, the truck has come,
Sent a Sisley down my drive,
And I think that makes it five.
Goodbye, everybody, I’ve got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and spend my dough.
Mama, ooh (anyway the rust goes),
I don’t wanna sell,
I sometimes wish I’d never have bought at all.
I see a little silhouetto of a car,
4x4, 4x4, will you do the Pandango?
Unassisted braking,
Very, very shaking me.
(Giugiaro) Giugiaro.
(Giugiaro) Giugiaro,
Giorgietto Giugiaro,
Magnifico.
I’m just a FIAT boy, everybody knows me.
He’s just a FIAT boy from a FIAT family,
Spare his gearbox from this velocity.
Easy buy, hard to sell, will you let me sell?
Bianca! No, we will not let you sell. (Let him sell!)
Bianca! We will not let you sell. (Let him sell!)
Bianca! We will not let you sell. (Let him sell!)
Will not let you sell. (Let me sell!)
Never, never let you sell
Never let me sell, oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, Panda mia, Panda mia (Panda mia, let me sell.)
Purple Haze has a Trekking put aside for me, for me, for me.
So you think you can wash me and leave me to dry?
So you think you can drive me and rev me that high?
Oh, maybe, can’t buy just the one, baby,
Just gotta buy more, just gotta buy one with fifth gear.
(Oh, yeah, oh yeah)
Yes they’re all in tatters,
Anyone can see,
Yes they’re all in tatters,
Everything just clatters you see.
Anyway the rust goes.
