I am still up the creek without....
I still haven't got the seized alternator off while I look around for my socket set's extension bar or buy another one to remove the top bolt! My shiny new alternator is sitting here waiting for this and that problem will then be over.
Unfortunately my son's Multipla has developed exactly the same symptoms and is immobile! It started with the same flashing instrument panel and relays clicking. I thought that is easy - just wiggle the fuses in B5. Didn't make any difference
I then explored the suggestion of a bad earth. Removed and cleaned the gearbox connection and the earth point it is connected to and the cable from it to the battery. Thought I discerned some movement in it at the battery end. Used my bus pass to collect a new cable from town. No difference
When I turn the key the lights flash and relays click. When I turn the key all the way all the dash lights go off. There is a definite current drain over several tries as the car's battery went down from 11.9 to 11.3. It doesn't attempt to turn the engine over. I cant believe it but all the symptoms are the same except for the persistent flashing lights.
I noticed when I replaced the battery negative cable that there was a small spark as if something is drawing current
If I pull the 30A ignition fuse I get nothing
If I replace it and pull the other 30A fuse I dont get the flashing but when I turn all the way all the lights go out.